Words of wisdom and laugh worthy lines

Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's not worth it. --- American History X

Vada: Why do you think people want to get married? Thomas J: When you get old, you just have to. --- My Girl

Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in love, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived. --- Meet Joe Black

"Some of us sail through our troubles, and some of us have to live with our scars." --- The Lion King

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. --- Billy Madison

I drew the duck blue because I never have seen a blue duck and I want to see a blue duck. --- Billy Madison

I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you. --- The Object of My Affection

How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY! --- The Breakfast Club

You mocked me once. Never do it again! --- The Princess Bride

Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. --- The Princess Bride

Because Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand blood hounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. --- The Princess Bride

Lelaina: Why can't things just go back to normal at the end of the half hour, like on the Brady Bunch? Troy: Well, 'cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS. --- Reality Bites

Troy: (answering the phone) Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent. --- Reality Bites

Troy: I am the only real thing you have. --- Reality Bites

Lelaina: Troy, aren't you excited? Troy: I'm bursting with fruit flavor. --- Reality Bites

Michael: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you, because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you. Troy: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake. --- Reality Bites

I'd rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand than an eternity without it. One. --- City of Angels

When they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you. --- City of Angels

Seth: Let's go. Maggie: Where? Seth: Anywhere. Maggie: What'll we do? Seth: Anything. --- City of Angels

Mel: Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy. --- Clueless

Mel: What the hell is that? Cher: A dress. Mel: Says who? Cher: Calvin Klein. --- Clueless

Cher: Would you call me selfish? Dionne: No, not to your face. --- Clueless

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. --- Cruel Intentions

Stevo: You see life is like that...we change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now, is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now, he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts. --- S.L.C. Punk

Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary. --- Dead Poets Society

Lloyd: I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen. --- Say Anything

Lloyd: You start out depressed, everything turns out a pleasant surprise. --- Say Anything

Lloyd: The rain on my car is a baptism. The new me. Iceman. Power Lloyd. My assault on the world begins now. Believe in myself. Answer to no one. --- Say Anything

Lydia: Gerry! I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary. --- Sliding Doors

Dark Helmet: I am your father's son's uncle's newphew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Star: So what does that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing. --- Spaceballs

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. --- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. --- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. --- Fight Club

Tyler Durden: The first rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club. --- Fight Club

You can't express every feeling you have every moment that you have them. --- When Harry Met Sally

Harry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Sally: You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you! --- When Harry Met Sally

Harry:Would you like to have dinner? ...Just friends. Sally: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends. Harry: When did I say that? Sally: On the ride to New York. Harry: No, no, no, I never said that. ...Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can. ...This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted. ...That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends --- When Harry Met Sally

George Bailey: What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary. --- It's A Wonderful Life

The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself. --- Cast Away

Life is one big movie, only you can't pick your genre. --- Scream

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. --- The Shawshank Redemption

Jim Stark: You can wake up now, the universe has ended. --- Rebel Without A Cause