On October 2, 1982, the world was changed forever. Never again would someone be born whose favorite movies are The Little Mermaid, Glory, and Braveheart, whose favorite song is Istanbul not Constantinople, who eats carrrots with Italian dressing for lunch, and who can shake their eyeballs.
I was born and still live in Morganville, NJ. I went to St. Leo's grammar school, and went onto St. John's . Surburbia is okay, but I would rather live in Oregon (SAY: Or-a-gin NOT Or-a-gone)with the rest of the relatives on my Dad's side.
I'm not especially talkative, but I have my moments. I'm weird if you get to know me. Just give me large doses of candy cigarettes (they're VERY addictive) or pixy stiks. I'm also not especially stupid, but I can be dense. I don't care if you make fun of me, because chances are, I'm making fun of you too.
I have influenced many people, believe it or not. For example, I had this habit of slapping myself when I did something stupid, which is quite often. Incidently, some of friends, namely Jody, started to do the same thing. Every also looks to me for the weather. Before track practice, I can always tell you the temperature and other weather conditions. Sometimes I look up international forecasts for the heck of it.
My sister Kim always says that I am an encyclopedia of worthless knowledge. Hey, I'm good at Jeopardy! (Celebrity Jeopardy is the best.) Kim 's home, oops, I mean her college is The College of New Jersey. She's use to be a bit obsessed with this guy Jon. He's cool. She also sings a lot, and is a Dr. Quinnfanatic, which has rubbed off on me. My other sister, Karen, is an accountant. Seriously, I cannot think of a more boring job.
Now then, what me gusta. Strangely, I live to run. Starving for breath, sore legs, and nausea all seem to appeal to me. Check out Shore track coaches page for results. I also am an avid reader, which the librarians can attest to. Historical fiction, and history in general is the best. I live for spaghetti and ice cream (not together). I play the piano, and I love dramatic and emotional music. Which brings me to how much I like Les Miserables. Miss Saigon and Rent are awesome too. I like snatches of songs from other shows also. And don't even get me started about the soundtracks from Braveheart and Glory. And, oh my God - I am going to be seeing the Lilith Fair this summer. I worship Sarah McLachlan!
The 2000 olypics are debuting a trampoline event. I swear that I will win gold in 2004 and Jody will be golden in the 1600. I won't get near a volleybal though...
I love the picture above because it shows me in my natural state (yeah right.) I enjoy posing for pictures as famous monuments or statues. I love the sort of Christopher Columbusish/John Smithish/the Eric statue in the Little Mermaidish look.
Ah ha! Here's a good joke: What does Mozart do now that he's dead?
He decomposes! HA HA HA
Ooo, oo Here's another: Why don't seagulls fly over bays?
Then they'd be called bagels! Get it?
