Miscellaneous Humor
Everything I can't put anywhere
else
Note: Nothing here is meant to be offensive, if any of
this ticks you off, just come back up here and read this:
It's just a joke!!!!
Q:what do you get when you cross Slippy and Pigma?
A:an edible mud bath.
Q:what is Bill's greatest fear?
A:being in China(they eat dogs!)
Q:what is Fox's greatest fear?
A:having Andross say "Fox, i am your father's cousin's
friend's uncle's grandfather's college roommate's ex-boyfriend's
dog's vet!" Fox:"what does that make us?" Andross: "ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING!!!"(it's bad enough being called a Star Wars rip-off, imagine
a Space Balls rip-off!)
Q:why does James wear those glasses?
A:because he ran with scissors as a child
Q:why doesn't Pigma slosh around in a mudbath, like
Slippy?
A:becuase they said "no food by the pool"; he is now suing
Q:what does Peppy listen to?
A:country, where else did he get his voice?
Q:what does James listen to?
A:4HIM( i knew you wanted me to say that!)Note from
StarWolf:Yep! My favorite character
listening to my favorite band!
Q:why does Andross have such a big brain?
A:he was smart enough to pick Denver in the
Superbowl(where else does he get his funding?)
Q:why is Wolf so jealous of Fox?
A:why else? Fox has his own games!(it's all commercial)
Q:who's better, Slippy, Peppy, or Falco?
A:no one, they always need your help
Q:what do you get when you cross Slippy with a Tequila?
A:a VERY deadly mix!
Q:what do nearly every enemy in the game have to do with
beginning players?
A:fresh meat!
-by aniken
Did you know...? and other questions
Did you know that wolves rule?
Did you know that the above "Did you know" has absolutley
nothing to do with Star Fox?
Did you know that I don't care?
Did you know that I am listening to Steven Curtis Chapman
now?
- by StarWolf
How come...?
How come Wolf sounds British?
How come Star is better than Fox, but Fox has his own
games?
How come there isn't any cool music in the game?
How come the water on Aquas is so shallow? I mean, come
on! Editor's note: Oski says to stop dissing his home planet and
that's only the shallow part. Sorry Oski : ) okay, inside joke
How come their are no insect pilots?
How come their are no sea mammal pilots?
How come Bill and Katt only help you when you don't need
it (except for the warp)?
How come everyone says Falco and Katt like each other, but
they only speak to each other about 6 times in the whole game?
How come Slippy is such a dork?
How come the Bulldog and Husky fighters are useless on
Katina?
-by aniken
How come there ain't no snake pilots? Editor's note:
maybe a lack of arms
How come there aren't any shark pilots? Editor's note:
Oski Sharpe
-by StarWolf
What if...?
What if Andross teams up with Barney?
What if General Pepper,Wolf, and Bill shed?
What if Falco idolizes Jerry Seinfeld and gets his own
show (Lombardi?)?
What if Slippy turns out to be like Ellen and gets his own
show?(Slippy?[Warning:this game may have material unsuitable for
children])?
What if the Grangas on Corneria get their own show?(Just
Shoot Us?)?
What if the Denver Nuggets get a win against the
Bulls?(oops, that one goes to ESPN[the Nuggets are funny though{how
pitiful!}])
What if you stop reading
this?(AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
-also by aniken
what if....
...Andross used his power for other reasons, like, getting
rid of Hanson and the Spice Girls?
...the stain on Monica Lewinsky's dress turns out to
be...GENERAL PEPPER'S?
Pepper, you ol' dog, you! Pepper: ~blush~ Note from
author: i think Pepper's cool though.
...Mr. Miyamoto DIES before he can make the Star Fox 64
sequel? wouldn't that suck? ~hopes that Mr. Miyamoto lives ten years
or so more~
-ALSO by aniken
Here's a picture to make you laugh by Mouse Moon
the caption is clarified beneath the picture so don't
strain your eyes trying to read it
Caption: Before Fox followed in his father's footsteps,
his name was Foxiena. 'He' was a woman - and an attractive one at
that.
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