- You cry when one of your teammates gets shot down.

- You cry at the end of the game. (Even at the end of the soundtrack CD!)

- You salute to General Pepper at every mission briefing.

- On easter, when you find an egg, you yell out, "I got one!" Slippy-style.

- You start naming stuffed animals in your closet after the team and other Lylatians.

- You talk to your team NONSTOP when you're playing. (Or YELL at your team nonstop.)

- You fall in love with someone on the Star Fox team. (Falco *sigh*)

- You refuse to quit a game before you've beaten it because it's letting the team down.

- You shoot Katt down because you don't want to take any chances with Falco.

- Star Fox is the first thing you think about in the morning, the last at night, and everytime in between.

- You make obscure references to Star Fox whenever you can.

- Your very own mother insists you go to therapy for your obsession.

- Your friends, who you dragged into Star Fox, are now trying to kill you for it.

- You cry when you see a fox pelt in the Iroquian Longhouse you were studying for a school project.

- Foxes have become your favorite animals, second only to falcons.

- You start drawing pictures of your favorite Lylatians all over your schoolwork.

- You watch the show 'The Highlander' just because the main character's name is Quentin McCloud.

- You try to involve Star Fox in all your school projects.

- You start thinking things you see are actually Star Fox things, like instead of 'dinner will be in the cafeteria', you think it says 'dinner will be in Corneria'. (This one goes out to Syra, she knows why! : - )

- Lots of VERY strange Star Fox stuff starts happening to you. Eg: When I wrote that story 'The New Recruit', I had a dream that I was in Leon's torture chamber, and woke up with a burnmark on my left wrist. Weird, no?

- You watch the X-Files every week because Mulder's first name is Fox. And maybe he could help me with the above problem!

- You've memorized every bit of dialogue from Star Fox 64 and can tell what level a quote is from, who says it, and WHY they say it.

- You make a point of beating the game at least once a week.

- You want to take up astronomy in hopes of contacting Corneria from Earth.

- You make a website completely devoted to Star Fox!!!!

-You love birds, but go insane by looking at the falcon section because it says 'falco' on every page.

- You salute every time you see a fox or a blue jay, because they are technically your commanding officers.

- You go to sleep every night with the field guides to North American mammals, birds and amphibians on a table next to your bed and with the Star Fox 64 soundtrack playing.

- You go into a week-long fit of depression when you lose your Star Fox CD. : (

- You go into a week-long fit of complete happiness when you get a new one. : )

- You yell orders at your teammates when you play, and then yell at them again when they don't follow your orders. (Peppy, on my wing! Peppy, I said on my wing! Get over here or else!! etc.)

You know you've been playing too much Star Fox 64 when.....

.....you name both of your pet dogs Bill and Pepper

.....you name your pet rabbit Peppy, and your pet cat Katt

.....you purchase a Fennec fox, and name it Fara

.....you name your frog Slippy

.....you get sick of all the "you name your pet" obsessions

.....you beat the game both ways within thirty minutes

.....after you beat the game both ways within thirty minutes, you think "Hmm... Why not do it

again?"

.....you have to do "training mode" 500 times on the Super Nintendo game, because you've been used

to playing it on the N64

.....you complain about how funky looking the characters are, and why they don't speak English on

the SNES

.....your friend, another fellow Star Fox fan, says you need therapy for the addiction

.....you break into tears every time you lose a teammate

.....you, an Animorphs freak also, compare the Star Fox team to the Animorphs

.....you play The Feather Theme (from Forrest Gump), and dedicate it to Falco

.....you change the lyrics to 4HIM's "Can't Get Past the Evidence", and title it "Can't Get Past

Venomians"

.....you suggest that the Middle of Nowhere should be a part of the Lylat System, and have Hanson as

the boss

.....you have every trace of Star Fox merchandise in a SF shrine aka your closet

.....the only reason you beat brain-Andross is so you can see James McCloud

.....you're up all night trying to think of stuff to put on here

.....you cuss someone out because he brought a pelt from a red fox he killed

É..you memorize every single quote the characters say.

É..you memorize the lyrics to DC Talk's "Jesus Freak".

É..you type in stuff that doesn't have to do with this list, and when you click "submit" you view the

page after it's submitted.

É..you scream "AW, CRAP!" when you find out about it.

É..you don't care.

É..you have fan fictions to send in for me.

É..you swipe all of J. Wolfman's pretzels as an attempt to turn him into the police for being, well, psycho.

.....you shoot Slippy down on purpose (yay!)

.....you shake so much from the rumble pak that you can't sleep

.....you look up at the sun thinking it's Solar trying to see the team, and go blind and sue me

.....you win in court

.....Alaska reminds you of Fortuna

.....you get Tim Allen to work on Fox's Arwing,and it blows up(augh augh augh!)

.....you get Bob Villa to put it back together,and Tim and Bob race in Landmasters (oooooh no!). Of

course, Bill wins

.....you buy a helmet like Bill's (Grey)

.....you wish they made those silver triangle belts

.....you call Star Fox the game about nothing because you think Falco and Jerry Seinfeld are so alike

.....if someone throws rocks at you (for obsessing about Star Fox),you say,"where do you think we

are? Meteo?"

.....when you play dodge ball, and someone always misses,you say,"you're supposed to get em' all!"

.....when that person improves,you say,"ah,you're getting better"

.....you wish they would call the Area 6 Death Ball what it really is: the "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Cheap Ripoff Kinda Hard But Easy Cause I've Only Died Twice On It" Ball

.....you desperately want the Husky and Bulldog units to count as points

.....you think you see the whale from Free Willy jumping over a stone bridge on Aquas,and also see

Slippy (cause he acts like he's the youngest, which he really is) putting his hands up trying to touch the

whale

.....you wish instead of just hitting Slippy, SPYBORG would blow him to bits (he has the power and

tools to do it!)

.....you call Nintendo so much asking about the sequel that the guys there send Andross to blow you

up

.....Andross succeeds

.....you hear that Falco and Katt have a kid, but it looks like Fox

.....you also hear that Fara slaps Katt and calls her a slut and a b*tch

.....Falco and Katt really do have a kid, but it looks like yourself

.....you see the real kid of Falco and Katt being born,and you sue Nintendo

.....you win

.....you get sick of all these obsessions

.....you sue me again

.....you win again

.....you tell Andross about a very evil and sick boss he might want to recruit............ RICHARD

SIMMONS!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....or about an even more evil and sick boss......................................................... JEFF

CORWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....and no one can beat them

.....numerous Star Fox fans find you and beat you up (and me too!)

.....you wake up one morning, and realize that last night you went out and bought a pet fox, falcon,

rabbit, frog, lizard, dog, monkey, wolf, pig, and a LOT of gerbils!