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Why Slippy's voice is like a girl's and why he is such a girl period

 

10. There's a helium leak in his Arwing

9.He was dropped as a tadpole

8.He was once asked out by a guy on a football team

7.He went on the date

6.He cracked up laughing at the Denver Nuggets play

5.A chicken bone is caught in his throat

4.He once dressed up as a drag queen on Halloween one year, and he is still playing the role

3.One of his childhood friends and him made a bet to see how many kicks to the groin they could take, and he took one kick too many

2.Falco paid him 5 bucks so he could annoy everyone

And, the #1 reason Slippy's voice is so much like a girl's and why he's a girl period is...

1.He was once on a team with RuPaul

 

Why Pigma went traitor

 

10.Andross gave Pigma a life time certificate to Big Joe's Ribs and Burgers Diner

9.One morning, Pigma heard James and Peppy talking about bacon for breakfast

8.Pigma heard that James was thinking about trading Pigma to the Denver Nuggets for 3 first round draft picks

7.Pigma heard Slippy was joining the team

6.Pigma choked James (can you say "Latrell Sprewell?")

5.Andross "made Pigma an offer he couldn't refuse" and when Pigma joined Andross, Andross said "welcome to the family, my son" in a Godfather like fashion

4.Pigma got to be the leader of Star Wolf(Star Pig at the time)...until Wolf came, which was about 5 minutes later

3.He got free tornab crab

2.He ate all the food on the Great Fox

And, the #1 reason why Pigma went traitor is...

1.There's an all-night eatery on Venom

 

-by aniken

 

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