#10 -- My basement was empty and needed remodeling anyway.

#9 -- I get to wear a cool uniform with a neat hat.

#8 -- I like the smell of calamine lotion.

#7 -- I enjoy going to the bathroom in the woods.

#6 -- I'm in it for the crafts.

#5 -- I'm allergic to household chores (Needed something to fill the void)

#4 -- I get to spend quality time with my son and 30 of his closest friends.

#3 -- It's a great way to collect coffee mugs.

#2 -- I needed a tax write off.

And

#1 -- It only takes an hour each week.