I received this from: Rindi Patterson @ rindip@dnr.state.ak.us and thought that it would make a good addition.

You Just Might Be A Scoutmaster If:

You Just Might Be A Scoutmaster If:


-Most of your wardrobe is olive drab or khaki.

-You have holes in the pockets of your jeans from carrying a pocket knife.

-You begin to think half frozen French fries don't taste all that bad.

-You keep a bucket of water by your side while cooking dinner.

-You spontaneously break into strange songs in public.

-You can stare at a spider web for an hour, and not notice the time passing.

-You carry your own toilet paper wherever you go -You always read by a flashlight.

-Your radio is always tuned to the weather station.

-You hoard tent stakes.

-You wear 2 pairs of socks to bed.

-You keep a lantern hanging outside your bathroom door.

-You sleep under a trash bag.

-You cannot walk by a piece of trash without picking it up.

-You carry a duffle bag size first-aid kit in your car.

-You always have hat hair.

-You continue to wear it until it stands on it's own.

-You're always counting how many matches you have left.

-You know all the words to "Little Bunny Foo-Foo", but can't remember where you left your briefcase.

-You see paint samples in a store and immediately want to name things in nature with the same colors.

-Your pots and pans are all black.

-You roast a mini-marshmallows on a paper clip over a candle; then put it on a golden graham with one square of chocolate, just to get the flavor.

-You always cook enough food for twelve.

-All your clothes smell like pickles (from the bucket).

-Pie iron pizzas is the best meal you've had all week.

-You always have a cup hooked to your belt.

-All your clothes have little pieces of egg stuck on them.

-You own little bits of every color felt.

-You open letters with a pocket knife.

-You have something on your shoe...and you're sure it's only mud.

-You eat ants on a log and like it.

-You wear bread bags on your feet.

-You know 365 one pot meals.

-Your "microwave" is a box wrapped in foil.

-When opening large gifts, you wonder if you have a piece of foil large enough to cover it.

-You buy your shampoo in little tiny bottles.

-You order pizzas 14 at a time.

-You have to urge to help little old ladies...whether they want it or not.

-Everything in your cupboard says "instant, just add water".

-Your neighbors hide when they see you going door to door with "that order form" again

-You have to go to the restroom and you start looking for a buddy.

-You really do use those emergency sewing kits.

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