-You have holes in the pockets of your jeans from carrying a pocket knife.
-You begin to think half frozen French fries don't taste all that bad.
-You keep a bucket of water by your side while cooking dinner.
-You spontaneously break into strange songs in public.
-You can stare at a spider web for an hour, and not notice the time passing.
-You carry your own toilet paper wherever you go -You always read by a flashlight.
-Your radio is always tuned to the weather station.
-You hoard tent stakes.
-You wear 2 pairs of socks to bed.
-You keep a lantern hanging outside your bathroom door.
-You sleep under a trash bag.
-You cannot walk by a piece of trash without picking it up.
-You carry a duffle bag size first-aid kit in your car.
-You always have hat hair.
-You continue to wear it until it stands on it's own.
-You're always counting how many matches you have left.
-You know all the words to "Little Bunny Foo-Foo", but can't remember where you left your briefcase.
-You see paint samples in a store and immediately want to name things in nature with the same colors.
-Your pots and pans are all black.
-You roast a mini-marshmallows on a paper clip over a candle; then put it on a golden graham with one square of chocolate, just to get the flavor.
-You always cook enough food for twelve.
-All your clothes smell like pickles (from the bucket).
-Pie iron pizzas is the best meal you've had all week.
-You always have a cup hooked to your belt.
-All your clothes have little pieces of egg stuck on them.
-You own little bits of every color felt.
-You open letters with a pocket knife.
-You have something on your shoe...and you're sure it's only mud.
-You eat ants on a log and like it.
-You wear bread bags on your feet.
-You know 365 one pot meals.
-Your "microwave" is a box wrapped in foil.
-When opening large gifts, you wonder if you have a piece of foil large enough to cover it.
-You buy your shampoo in little tiny bottles.
-You order pizzas 14 at a time.
-You have to urge to help little old ladies...whether they want it or not.
-Everything in your cupboard says "instant, just add water".
-Your neighbors hide when they see you going door to door with "that order form" again
-You have to go to the restroom and you start looking for a buddy.
-You really do use those emergency sewing kits.
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