This is a page where I am going to put quotes. I will put them into catogories, of quotes I like such as those from movies, and those i've read or heard in songs(also known as.... song lyrics) quotes about dance, and quotes that other people have said. A lot of those are from the IRHA conference and from my high school trip to Texas. No names will be given, some of these things I even said, but I will not admit to which ones. I've also been keeping a list since prob about my junior year of High school of funny things people say. This started in my biology class when Cindy and I used to write down all of Al's quotable sayings.
Quotes from books, movies etc:
There aren't many here now, but i'll keep adding as I find
more.
Just cause he's got a library card don't make him Yoda
-Seven
You can't handle the truth
-A Few Good Men
Show me the money
-Jerry Macguire
Do I make myself clear? Crystal
-A Few Good Men
I carried a watermelon
-Dirty Dancing
Life moves pretty fast sometimes you have to stop and
look around once in awhile
-Ferris Buellers Day Off
I really do have a test today, its on European Socialism
Who cares? I'm not European, I'm not socialist, they
could be Facist, anarchist pigs and that still wouldn't
change the fact that I don't have a car.
-Ferris Buellers Day Off
Hello, Police? There is a male intruder in my house,
possibly armed, certainly weird.
-Ferris Buellers Day Off
It's the best invention next to Tab.
-Girls Just wanna Have Fun
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
-The Lion King
Ladies do not start fights, yeah but they can finish em
-Aristrocats
Ladies first. You're not no lady, you're nothin but a
sister.
-Aristrocats
I'm a hound dog
-Fox and the Hound
Silly bambi, that's not a flower. Oh, that's ok, he can
call me flower if he wants to.
-Bambi
Ooh well ring a ding ding
-Grease
You dating a Korean? No stupid he's a marine.
-Grease
Tell me about it, stud.
-Grease
You goody goodies are too much for me. I'm going to get
my kicks while i'm still young enough to get em.
-Grease
What say Zuke? You're lookin pretty good. Eat your heart
out. Sloppy seconds aint my style.
-Grease
You can take your piece of tin, I can't believe I actually
trusted you in this, this sin mobile.
-Grease
Hey Rocky wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?
-Shag
Senator Claterbucks daughter, is not going to get changed
in no gasoline station.
-Shag
I never knew it before but i'm wild guys, I guess maybe I
was all along.
-Shag
Why don't we just tell your parents that we didn't want to
spend our summer touring god damn colonial monuments, we
wanted to go to the beach, to go to wild parties, meet boys
and have fun
-Shag
I'm having the most fun
-Shag
I'd have an extra marital affair with him. Marlena, he's
our president. Oh Louanne lighten up, you know you would
too, heck I bet even Carson would.
-Shag
The best things in life aren't things
-Art Buchwald
While intelligent people often simplify the complex
a fool is more likely to complicate the simple.
-Gerald W. Grummet
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without
wings
-C. Archie Danielson
Todays greatest labor saving device is tommorow
-Tom Wilson
Snow is like the minutes before the opening of a
play. All calm, silent, and still.
-Unknown
A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the
world walks out.
-Walter Winchell
Being defeated is often temporary, giving up is what
makes it permanant
-Marilyn Savant
Humor is just another defense agains the universe
-Mel Brooks
It is better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong
than to apologize at length and be right to late
-Marilyn Kennedy
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier
-Colin Powell
You don't get harmony when everyone sings the same note
-Doug floyd.
School days are I believe the unhappiest in the whole
span of human existence. They are filled with dull
unitelligible tasks, unpleasant ordinances and brutal
violations of common sense and human dignity.
-H.L Mencken
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memory
-Unknown
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never
simple
Trust is the most important aspect of a relationship
that sadly, can never be fully reached by both parties
-Unknown
Imagination is the eye of the soul
-Joseph Jourbort
One of the dullest things is a succession of ordinary
days.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will still
land among the stars.
-Les Brown
To love what you do and feel that it matters, how could
anything be more fun
-Kathleen Graham
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of
their dreams
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage
to lose sight of the shore.
It is more fun to arrive at a conclusion than to justify
it.
-Malcolm S. Forbes
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds, a
pessimist fears the same may be true.
-Doug Larson
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom
-Gen. George Patten
The future has a way of arriving unannounced
-George F. Will
A postive attitude may not solve all your problems but
it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
-Herm Albright
Sometimes something worth doing, is worth overdoing
It is better to be approximatly right, than precisly wrong
-Warren Buffet
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor
keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow
-Diane Johnson
Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished
by people not smart enough to realize they were impossible
-Doug Larsen
In the end a poem is not the thing we see, it is rather a
light by which we may see and what we see is light.
-Robert Penn Warren
Defeat is not the worst failure, not to have tried is
the true failure
-George Edward Woodbery
LIfe is a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish but
you can only spend it once.
-Lillian Dickson
The road to success is dotted with many tempting
parking spaces
You may be disapointed if you fail but you are doomed
if you don't try.
Oh Arthur what a magnificant dilema let her burn your
life is over, let her live your lifes a fraud. Kill
the queen or kill the law, whatever shall you do?
-Mordrid(Camelot)
Life is like a tunnel. Theres always a light at the end
When you find yourself convinced that life is moving to
fast, find a bank or supermarket line.
-Murray Cohen
The difference between reality and fiction, fiction
has to make sense.
-Tom Clancy
Perseverence is the hard work you do after you get tired
of doing the hard work you already did.
Music is like a painting in sound. You take it in to your
intermost heart and never lose it. It's eternally
mysterious.
-Joseph Horowitz
Well timed silence is the most commanding expression
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small
matters compared to what lies within us.
How wonderful is the moment when we realize we've discovered
a friend.
Kent: What's this supposed to be?
Chris: That is water, its what happens to ice when it
gets too cold. THis, this is Kent, its what happens
to people when they get sexually frustrated.
-Real Genius(Dedicated to the amazing Benharts)
Iris? She's given more rides than a Greyhound
-Can't Buy me Love
I like to think I'm the master of my own destiny
-Clerks
You just had sex with a dead man
-Clerks
37 dicks, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks?
-Clerk
Veronica: Heather, why are you such a mega bitch?
Heather: Because I can be
-Heathers
You can't be happy every day of your life, if you
were, you'd be a game show host
-Heathers
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
-Heathers
Life sucks losers dry, if you wanna soar with the
eagles you gotta learn to fly
-Heathers
You want romance, we can't even get cable in
Ridgemont
-Fast Times at Ridgemont High
-Am I hallucinating, what the hell are you doing.
-Fast Times...
Customer: It says 100% guaranteed you moron
Brad: If you don't shut up, i'm going to kick
100% of your ass.
-Fast Times.....
You don't stop lauging because you grow old, you grow
old because you stop laughing
-Michael Prichard
Imagination is more important than knowledge
-Albert Einstein
There was a decade called the Roaring Twenties, what
will yours be called
They say I don't know the meaning of the word quit, I say
I just get better with time.
If you let your spirit out, where would it go
Be young, have fun, drink pepsi
Today is the day you stop listening to the tales
of other lives lived
Live without fantasy is life without life
What orbit of the planets has put you and me in
this place at this moment?
Chadler: I don't like clowns, esp headless ones
Ross: What the hell kind of scary ass clowns have you
been meeting
-Friends
Phoebe: It was an emergeny, we were out of doritos
-Friends
Ross: I guess he got the part in the play
Chandler: Either that or Gloria Estaban was right and the
rhythm is going to get you
-Friends
Ross: She's going in, she's going, in oh no he's going in
too, there closing the door, they're closing the door
I can't see anything
Chandler: and the inventor of the door rests happily
in his grave.
-Friends
There was never a night or problem that could defeat
sunrise or hope
-Unknown
Careers like rockets don't always take off on schedule
The key is to keep working on the engines
-Gary Sinise
Whatever you want to do, do it now, there are only
so many tommorows
-Michael Landon
It is a good idea to be ambitious, to have goals, to
want to be good at something. But its a terrible
thing to let drive and ambition get in the way of
treating people with kindness
There are no speed limits on the road to excellence
-David Johnson
There is always a moment in childhood when a door
opens and the future comes in
-Graham Greene
Whatever you think you can do, begin it. Action has
magic, grace, and power in it.
-Goethe
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common factor, but
among those who Ilove, all of them make me laugh.
-W.H. Auden
Beyond talent lies all the usual words, disipline, love, luck but most
of all endurance.
-James Baldwin
The life you led, doesn't need to be the life you had
-Anna Quindlen
Everyobody needs his memories, they keep the wolf of insignifighance
from his door.
-Saul Ballow
The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail. Travel too fast,
and you miss what you were traveling for.
-Louis L'Amour
Let joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by.
-Carl Sandburg
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less then you settled for.
-Maureen Dowd
Memory feeds imagination.
-Amy Tan
Achievement is largely the result of steadily raising the level of
ones aspirations and expectations.
-Jack Nicklaus
-You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
-Jay Leno
We are made to persit, that's how we find out who we are.
-Tobias Wolff
How sad would be November, if we had no knowledge of the spring.
-Edwin Way Teale
YOu can have it all, you just can't have it all at once.
-Oprah Winfrey
-Men are like parking spaces. The good ones are all taken and the
rest are handicapped.
-I would rather be ashes than dust
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze
than it should be stiffled by dryout
I would rather be a supurb meteor,
every atom of me in magnificant glow,
than a sleepy and permanant planet.
The proper function of man is to live not to exist
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them
I shall use my time.
-Jack London
Most people have a desire to look at the exception instead of
the desire to become exceptional.
- John C. Maxwell
Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful
-Unknown
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what
they are.
-Malcolm Forbes
Using your imagination is the one time in life when you can
go anywhere
-Ann Palchett
Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms, you would
never see the beauty of their carvings.
-Unknown
Dance quotes Every day I count wasted in which there has been no dancing -Friedich Nietch A child sings before it speaks, dances almost before it walks, music is with us from the beginning. -Pamela Brown Dance is an art that imprints on the soul. It is with you every moment, it expresses itself in everything you do -Shirley Maclaine To dance is to be out of yourself, larger, more powerful, more beautiful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking. -Agnes Dem Mille The dance is simply the luminous manisfestation of the dancers soul, natural but not intiative speaking in movement out of himself, that which is greater than all parts of the self -Unknown Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policeman, always alert, always tense, but see policeman don't have to be beautiful at the same time -George Balenchine Dance can give the inarticulate a voice -Pamela Brown All there is to be said for work compared to dance is that the latter is so much easier. -Heywood Brown Ballet is not technique but a way of expression that comes more closely to the inner language of man than any other -George Borodin Its what I always wanted to do, to show the laughter, the fun the joy of dance. -Martha Graham Dance is your pulse, your heartbeat, your breathing. Its the rhythym of your life. Its the expression in time and movement, in happiness, joy, sadness and envy. -Jaques D'ambroise You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart -Unknown I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words. -Ruth St. Denis Dance for yourself, if someone understands good. If not then no matter, go right on doing what you love. -Lois Hurst Then come the lights shining on you from above. You are a performer. YOu forget all you learned, the process of technique, the fear, the pain, you even forget who you are you become one with the music, the lights, indeed one with the dance. -Shirley Maclaine They say practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect so why then practice?" -unknown Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. -Martha Graham Give me but one firm spot to stand on, and I will move the world. -Archimedes Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. -Fred Shero Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing. -James Brown One can never consent to creep, when one feels and impulse to soar. -Helen Keller When I dance, i cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole, that is why I dance. -Hans Bos It is kind of fun to do the impossible. -Walt Disney The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. -Agnes de Mille Let us read and let us dance, two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. -Voltaire When you're skating on thin ice, you may as well tap dance. -Bryce Courtenay
QUOTES FROM PEOPLE: I have decided not to list who said each quote to protect the hopelessly stupid(JK:) But, If you recognize a quote as being something you said, and you want credit for it, then e-mail me and let me know. I must give Linda credit for her memorable quote of does pizza hut sell pizzas. This was said during out Honors band and choir tour of Texas in 1994 in which we had not slept for almost four days. We decided to go out to pizza hut to eat and as we were getting ready Linda said in all seriousness (She was not joking around) I wonder if they have pizza there. Now onward to the quotes. A couple of these I said, but will not admit to which ones. Hey, where'd the sun go does pizza hut sell pizzas I am the almighty grasshopper Pixie dust is cool I must avenge my king sloppy dice, take a shot you sure aint no frickin genius ya know what this isn't the genius edition after all its the genus edition the genus what is a genus? Well it sure aint you. them yellow lockers are so enticing freshman deserved to be covered in paint, but only red paint mind ya why just red? Cause its magical, ooh really, wow! My kit kat sure didn't give me no break playing volleyball with a balloon just isn't the same as the real thing If you were a balloon would you want someone to be smackin you around? Personally I don't care and I don't think the balloon does either. ya know it'd be fun to hop down the stairs like a bunny The tvs on this bus are possessed The tv demon is after us I am the tv avenger Texas sure is a damn big state Screw Mcdonalds, if you've seen one you've seen them all You mean the Alamo still exists in Texas What the hell is an I-Max The kiddie katerpillar roller coaster is the best ride here these bumber cars sure don't bump its true what they say, carffeine does keep you up we have got to get those glowy, antenna head things I know i'm here, that aint my problem, my problem is where the hell am I going elevators can go up and down but they never go sideways whoa the Riverwalk really is by a river you can swing out on this branch like a funky ole squirrel Being the toothpaste god would sure be cool. Damn you got lofty ambitions oh screw the bar riding on a bus for 26 hrs sure does get boring I wonder if people ever fish from the Riverwalk, river? Its not the turning that hard in piorrettes, it's that you gotta keep on doin it I wonder if sex is as fun as dancing I table dance only for money and sex The blue jays are flying in, way in over your head (This particular quote was funny because it was said in the midst of silence and had nothing to do with the conversation, also there were no blue jays anywhere) Them talkin car alarms are pretty spiffy I sure do like coconuts, to bad I havn't ever had one I wonder what it would be like to swim in the sky? Oh wait a minute, I guess that'd be called flying. That duck has turtle like qualities Bow down before the royal purple marker Give turkeys freedom I can't talk to my pudding cause it's from Haiti Have you ever wondered what caterpillars think? Bring on the gipper. What the hells a gipper?? Dammed if I know but it sure sounds cool. who are you, Twinkerbell the clouds are leaving us hey whack me off a slice a that there orange juice i'd like to live with the penguins God's a porpoise What, did you say i'm a dolphin I'm confused Kiss my lizard Here's your sign Just laughin for no damn reason at all No, NO don't turn, truck truck, trucks are bad! Oh goody, the shell station! Do I look like a moron to you Girls can't hammer...Bite me! Don't stick it out unless you intend to use it Baby you can stroke me anytime, for I am part... feline What's your sign this is the first coke I ever drank in a bar. stop movin that damn board We don't need new keys, or a locksmith, we need a new window lets go speedy Holy Batmobile, they got flowers, honest to god friggin flowers here in South Carolina Who's your daddy oh my god, the poptarts on fire!! these are just a sampling of quotes, unfortunatly I accidently threw my quote notebook away so these are the ones i could remember, as i hear or remember new ones i'll put them down.