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You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When... |
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* You find yourself typing `com` after every period when using a word processor.com * You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. * Your start introducing yourself as `John at I-I-Net dot com.` * Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. * All of your friends have an @ in their name. * You can`t call your mother - she doesn`t have a modem. * Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. * You laugh at people with 2400 modems. * You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. * You refer to going to the bathroom as [downloading]. * You tell the cab driver you live at: http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html * Your spouse makes a new rule: `The computer cannot come to bed.` * You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. * You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-). * You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse. * Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat..." |
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