Welcome, friend, to the offical home page of Pockets the dog. Many of you have been begging me to create a site for this little canine, so here it is... packed with all you've ever wanted to know (and some stuff you didn't) about Pockets, info on becoming a full fledged member of the Pockets the Dog Fan Club™, and more usless information.

So you want to be a member of the Pockets the Dog Fan Club™, it's simple, it's easy, and it's inexpensive. For the small fee of $81.56 (plus 9.14% sales tax and $12.34 shipping and handling) you can become an offical member. This package includes:
¤An offical Pockets the Dog Fan Club™ membership certificate
¤An autographed copy of Pockets' book, To Eat a Mocking Bird™
¤A lock of hair from the one and only Pockets the dog
¤A free chance buy a ticket to win $10,000,000 in the Pockets the Dog Sweapstakes™
¤A container of Pockets the dog drool
ACT NOW AND YOU ALSO RECIEVE...

¤A lick on the envelope sent to your home by...POCKETS THE DOG...AND...
¤We'll make sure he licks the stamp, too!

How can we afford all this, you ask, we can't, but here at the Pockets the Dog Fan Club™, we pride ourselves in the fact that we will go to any length to make Pockets' fans happy. If you would like to make a donation to the Pockets the Dog Fan Club™ call 1-900-POCKETS-THE-DOG or mail a check to:
The Pockets the Dog Fan Club
3576 MilkBone St.
P.O. Box 901-54
Florida, PA 176583-0934