"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart" Apu- Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome. There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home…. When I first arrived you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looove your quirks. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fella, Sorry about the salmonella. Homer- ha ha, that's ok. Apu- Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part, Oh won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Marge- There floors are sticky-mart! Lisa- They made Dad sicky-mart! Bart- Lets hurl a bricky-mart! Homer- That Kwik-E-Mart is real-D'oh! All- Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Apu- Not me!