JUST SAY NO TO VALOR

PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING:

As a public service to the gothic human kind and to save yourself from any damage, please do us all a favor and SAY NO TO VALOR!!
Valor's Christian Death is the DEVIL!!
It is a HUGE joke, and it is the duty of all who love Rozz (R.I.P.) to make sure the evil of Valor is not spread.
Valor is hairy nasty, and cannot sing.
IT IS BLASPHEMY TO ROZZ TO LISTEN TO VALOR.
IF YOU LISTEN TO VALOR YOU WILL VIOLATE THE GOTH-LAW #669, which states that any so claimed gothy person who violates thier purity by listening to Valor shall be prosecuted and tortured by being forced to listen to old Beach Boys song's 24 hours a day.
LISTENING TO VALOR ALSO VIOLATES THE GOTH-COMMANDMENT #13 , which states: Thou shalt not listen to Valor or the goth gods shall take wrath upon ye.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE.
HAVE A NICE DAY. =)