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Leno: Alrighty. We're back with Hanson. Three more geniuses. A lot of geniuses we've got. Zac, Taylor, Isaac, right? All: Yes. Leno: OK. Now how many... I love your little sister. How old is she, like, 4? Taylor: Yeah, we've got three younger siblings. Leno: So how many all together? Taylor: We've got Jessica, who's 8, Avery is 6, and Mackie our youngest brother is 3. Leno: Whoa. Taylor: Yeah, it's a lot of them. Leno: Yeah, I was sitting by my desk and kids were screaming by my desk up there. It's a nice family. Now how old are you guys? You're how old? Zac: I'm 11. Taylor: 14. Isaac: 16. Leno: OK. Now you guys are off to where next week...? (pulls out a globe) Zac: (laughing) Don't do this! Isaac: Japan and Taiwan. Leno: Japan and Taiwan? Well you guys are just going nuts! I mean, is this like overwhelming to you? Taylor: It's pretty wild. Isaac: It's pretty wild. Taylor: It's definitely wild. Leno: Any girlfriends? All: No, no... Taylor: Not one. Leno: Not one among... eight kids in the family? Three... Isaac: Well, the others are a little bit too young, you know, our philosophy is... Taylor: Could you see a three year old walking around with a boyfriend, I mean, or a girlfriend? Leno: In LA? Yes, I'm sorry. That's why you guys are normal - you're from Oklahoma. Now what's the dumbest question you get asked? You get asked a lot of stupid questions? Zac: Ahh.. well... Taylor: The dumbest question we've got asked was ... "How did you guys meet?". I mean... (Leno laughs hysterically) Isaac: We were like, well, you know, our mom brought Zac home you know and... Taylor: Here's your youngest brother! Oh... Leno: From the bathroom, yeah... we bumped in in the hall... Now Isaac, you're 16, right? Isaac: Yes. Leno: And are you driving yet? IsaacL Yes I am. Leno: Now, what'd you have, you get yourself a Viper, Corvette, Ferrari...? Isaac: Well, we were gonna ask you for you know, a little car advice. I actually saw this really cool, white convertible Jaguar... Leno: Oh, that's mine. Isaac: You mean the one that we ran into? Leno: I'm thinking a little more Geo-Metro for you guys. Isaac: Yeah well, it's kind of a little bit... you know... easy to crush... Leno: Really? Isaac: Yeah, we kind of backed into it there. Leno: Yeah? Ha ha... Just try it. Now where on Oklahoma are you guys from? Isaac and Taylor: Tulsa. Leno: Oh yeah, I used to go with a girl from Oklahoma. I've been there a lot. Now do you all go to the same school? Isaac: We actually home school. Taylor: Yeah, it's called Home. Leno: So mom teaches? Mom does the whole thing? Isaac: yeah, pretty much mom. And dad...everybody... Leno: Now you guys have a web site? All: Yes we do. Isaac: Hansonline.com Taylor: Check it out! Zac: Yes! Leno:Now how does that home school thing work out? 'Cause you can't really screw around because it's mom. Is there a substitute for mom? Taylor: Yeah, we have a substitute. Isaac: The good thing is, we *can* screw around. Because it is mom. Leno: I see... And so when youíre on the road, you just do everything on the road? Taylor: Yeah. We just take the books wherever we go. Leno: Yeah. So you're off to Japan? Taylor:Yes. Leno: Now I know sushi's not big in Tulsa. Zac: Not exactly... Isaac: Not too big in our family. Taylor: Sushi is not too big in the Hanson family. Leno: You gonna try it? Well you gotta try it. Taylor: Who knows. Zac: We do? Leno: It could be an international incident. You could be... you know... Isaac: We could get food poisoning. Leno: Or you could get food poisoning. Have you ever tried sushi? Zac: No. I'm not planning on it very soon. Leno: Well we'll bring out some raw fish for you. Would you like to try some raw fish? Zac: No thank you. Taylor: We'll pass. Leno: Just kidding. Well, guys, congratulations on all of your success, It's a real nice family. Your mom, your dad, you're all nice folks. Thanks for coming. It's good seeing you guys. Well be right back. Hanson!