Name the first Bush single.
crap
How did Bush get their name???
Gavin farted and decided it would be the best
Who wasn't present for the recording of the first few tracks on SS?
Gavin's whore
How is the song X-Girlfriend started???
with Gavin burping the alphabet
Describe Gavin's guitar strap
made out of baby seal skin
True or false- Bush is anti-moshing
false - they want to see all their teeny bopper fans' boobs jiggling
What color is the Bush tour bus??
it's covered in babies blood
What SS song is "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in disguise??
all of them
Name Gavin's beloved pooch.
Gwen
What breed of dog is he??
that's "she" and she is a poser
Who used to live a few doors down from Gavin??
the "proctologist" who used to "pratice" on Gavin
Name the color of Gavin's bathtub.
black, because he's never changed the water in it
What hangs in Gavin's kitchen? Is is unusual?
his mother's dead body, no
Name his long-time girlfriend.
the Hanson sisters
How long have they lived together??
3 years
Why did he name the song "Glycerine"??
because he thought that glycerine was a sexual position, he was soon proved wrong
Name his favorite TV show.
Barney, because it challenges his capabilities
Name Gavin's first 2 bands before Bush.
Nirvana and Pearl Jam...oh wait! he just copies them
Birthday, first word, and high school name.
Friday the 13th, "vanity", dumpster behind the 7-11
Age when he said his first word??
23
Dave's birthday?
who's Dave?
How did he learn to play bass??
he picked it up, plucked notes no particular order, and voila
True or false- Dave is married.
does anyone care?
Robin's birthday?
you mean there's other members in the band?
Name his birthplace.
in a crackhouse
Name his former band.
Some Guys That Suck
What was his original hope as an occupation??
a stripper
Name Robin's daughter & wife.
Yanni and Kenny G
Daughter's age??
why? you looking for a date?
Nigel's birthday?
National Bald Loser Day
Name his wife and her occupation.
Rocky Mountains, working the streets
When is their anniversary??
whenever Nigel has enough money
True or false- Nigel hates vinyl records?
false - he believes they taste quite good
Name his former band.
The Blinding Heads
Did Gavin and Gwen break up and hook back up?
No, they never stop screwing, they're like rabbits
Are they engaged?
who cares!?
Is Gavin bisexual?
he's more than that! what do you call someone who likes sex with animals?
Did Bush meet as painters?
No, they met in a porn shop buying dildos
Did Gavin ever date Courtney Love-Cobain?
Yes, Courtney mistook him for Kurt, i wonder why?
Are Gavin and Gwen currently broken up?
yes, Gwen wasn't satisfied with Gavin's 2-inch dick
Is Gavin's dog insured for $1,000,000?
yes, that's one expensive sex toy
Did Gavin once date a transvestite named Marylin?
yes, they were even engaged, but it was soon broken when Gavin learned that it wasn't Gwen!