Billie's answers to the Bush suX contest

Name the first Bush single.

crap

How did Bush get their name???

Gavin farted and decided it would be the best

Who wasn't present for the recording of the first few tracks on SS?

Gavin's whore

How is the song X-Girlfriend started???

with Gavin burping the alphabet

Describe Gavin's guitar strap

made out of baby seal skin

True or false- Bush is anti-moshing

false - they want to see all their teeny bopper fans' boobs jiggling

What color is the Bush tour bus??

it's covered in babies blood

What SS song is "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in disguise??

all of them

Name Gavin's beloved pooch.

Gwen

What breed of dog is he??

that's "she" and she is a poser

Who used to live a few doors down from Gavin??

the "proctologist" who used to "pratice" on Gavin

Name the color of Gavin's bathtub.

black, because he's never changed the water in it

What hangs in Gavin's kitchen? Is is unusual?

his mother's dead body, no

Name his long-time girlfriend.

the Hanson sisters

How long have they lived together??

3 years

Why did he name the song "Glycerine"??

because he thought that glycerine was a sexual position, he was soon proved wrong

Name his favorite TV show.

Barney, because it challenges his capabilities

Name Gavin's first 2 bands before Bush.

Nirvana and Pearl Jam...oh wait! he just copies them

Birthday, first word, and high school name.

Friday the 13th, "vanity", dumpster behind the 7-11

Age when he said his first word??

23

Dave's birthday?

who's Dave?

How did he learn to play bass??

he picked it up, plucked notes no particular order, and voila

True or false- Dave is married.

does anyone care?

Robin's birthday?

you mean there's other members in the band?

Name his birthplace.

in a crackhouse

Name his former band.

Some Guys That Suck

What was his original hope as an occupation??

a stripper

Name Robin's daughter & wife.

Yanni and Kenny G

Daughter's age??

why? you looking for a date?

Nigel's birthday?

National Bald Loser Day

Name his wife and her occupation.

Rocky Mountains, working the streets

When is their anniversary??

whenever Nigel has enough money

True or false- Nigel hates vinyl records?

false - he believes they taste quite good

Name his former band.

The Blinding Heads

Did Gavin and Gwen break up and hook back up?

No, they never stop screwing, they're like rabbits

Are they engaged?

who cares!?

Is Gavin bisexual?

he's more than that! what do you call someone who likes sex with animals?

Did Bush meet as painters?

No, they met in a porn shop buying dildos

Did Gavin ever date Courtney Love-Cobain?

Yes, Courtney mistook him for Kurt, i wonder why?

Are Gavin and Gwen currently broken up?

yes, Gwen wasn't satisfied with Gavin's 2-inch dick

Is Gavin's dog insured for $1,000,000?

yes, that's one expensive sex toy

Did Gavin once date a transvestite named Marylin?

yes, they were even engaged, but it was soon broken when Gavin learned that it wasn't Gwen!


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