DAY IN THE LIFE OF GAVIN

1. Gets out of his little pink bed waterbed..(In the shape of a race car)..how cute
2. Stands in front of mirror for 3 hours
3. Goes to his daily Plastic Surgery to look like Kurt Cobain
4. Deflates Gwen and blows new air to her
5. Stands in mirror for another 3 hours
6. Gets into a rage when he learns that Nigel took his lip balms..and then smacks Nigel to a bloody pulp
7. Spends the rest of the day at Micheal Jackson's house playing with Bubbles.
8. Bubbles wonders what's a good touch and what's a bad touch?
9. Ends the day having a drug infested orgy with small helpless puppies.
10. Then is inspired to write the song "Swallowed"


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