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Stupid Neil Lovers E-Mail


These are some idiots who wrote in to me zerocorgan@geocities.com and were considered stupid enough to be included on this page. All my replies are in the color red.
From: Gregory Manier (stu000082176@stumail.western.edu)

YOU ARE A GAPING KNOW-NOTHING FUCKING LOSER. TAKE YOUR NEGATIVE ATTITUDE AND FIND SOMETHING OTHER THAN COMPUTERS TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE, LIKE GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME EXERCISE IT MIGHT MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR NO GOOD LOSER ATTITUDE.

FUCK OFF

(my negative attitude? whoa....and i would hate to break it to you, but you're on a computer too...)
From:
Will (tpettit@vt.edu)

Listen you piece offucking shit, I do not know who you are but you suck donkey dick. Neil kicks ass--so wake up and smell the coffee you piece of shit.At least his music is real unlike the shityy-ass smashing pumpmkins!!!!!!!!!!!11

(wow, such vocabulary...piece off? *laughs*)
From:
The Kestles (kestle@vianet.on.ca)

Obviously you have no musical talent what so ever. Neil Young is the best fucken musician in this lifetime. Show some respect to a legend... Asshole.

(fucken?)
From:
"Scot S. Cummings" (scummings@platinum.com)

weiners! That is. Neil has more talent in his pinky than Billy Corghan could even dream of. In fact, why would you bother wasting your time creating this web page? Seems like a petty pursuit to me. It's like that saying, "Opinions are like a**holes...". Well since I read yours, this is mine. Rust Never Sleeps, but I did when The Rotting Pumpkins played their set @ The Tibetan Freedom Concert. By far, the worst live band I've ever heard.
--
MZ

(who's Billy Corghan?)
From:
SB (toadhall@whistler.net)

GBUDD you can suck my cock !


(you need to have one first)
From:
pluto (pluto@log-in.com)

why smashing pumpkins suck

1. look at his hair (look at Neil's)
2. drummers can't control thier heroin (Neil can't control his wonky voice)
3. lead singer looks like Annie (Neil looks like a bum)
4. they suck (Neil sucks more)
5. they date their mothers (Neil is planning on marrying Liam)
6. they don't cover NEIL YOUNG (they don't want to kill their fans)
7. they're from a diferent world: one wihtout shampoo and toothpaste (nope, that's Neil's planet)

sincerly your,

(your what?)
From:
Pat Hill (thetick@wnis.com)

listen beatoff his music trancends anything your computer geek could ever remotely come up with you spank monkey bastid. I'd beat you like you a red headed stepchild if you were my kid. the smashing dumpkins are a bunch of drugged out sperm swallowers who in 2 years will be as remembered as crash test dummies,black crows,and blind melon.So melt ya dumpkin cd's and kick back and turn on to a true musical diety instead of the lightest heavy band alive "THE DRUGGING DUMPKINS"

For some crafty guitar work by Niel check out any of the live solos on any of the following "Down by the River" and "Like a Hurricane". As far as the beating your wife comments I have not beaten her as of yet but if I had you as a son I'd put a bullet in your head and start all over again. I'm surprised you can find the door to get out of your house in the morning lameass. The fact that you publicly acknowledge that your a "DRUGGING DUMPKINS" fan only confirms that you are weak. Any band that needs an orchestra to back them up just so they can drown out the lead singers voice{aka: Kojak} should save themselves the embarassment of what happened to Kriss-Kross and hang it up now. I'm glad the keyboardist is dead. Next Kojak will follow, then the seahag and finally that she-male guitarist. Take my advice save your wind and time for your blowup doll jackoff.


(ha ha! i'm female you moron...and you probably do beat your children for having their own opinions)
From:
Lorne Swartz (Stan@sloan.on.ca)

First, where do you get off saying that neil young, common you're a smahing pumpkins fan - tonight, tonight- would you shut up already. Neil Young is one of the greatest preformers who ever lived and until you see him live you'd better keep quiet. , i think you've been suking your boyfriends weiner a little bit too much.


(i think you've been sucking Neil's "weiner" a little too much)
From:
Jessica (Rambo@iglou.com)

Hi, Neil Young is very cool.He has more talent in his little finger than Smashing pumpkins or Pearl Jam < I'll bet you think they ROCK!!>. Neil is a great songwriter , singer and guitar player. When you get older, I hope you begin to understand music.

I just read your Smashing pumpkins page.....get a life.
caddyo


(actually, i don't like Pearl Jam, how much older? 79? wooo!)
From:
"G. DUFF" (GDUFF@axionet.com)

6 reasons why Neil Young is better than the smashing pumpkins.

#6. Bass player doesn't have fat thighs (Neil is fat)
#5. James ( or is that Jeanette? ) Iha gets too confused in gender issues and therefore cannot commit totally to playing guitar. (Neil's always thinking about Liam and can't concentrate)
#4. The name Masturbating Dickweeds was never considered for any of Neil's many bands. (no, but he considered, Bum in a Cardboard Box, and I Smell Like A 'Piece of Crap')
#3. Neil got rid of his keyboard players in the eighties before they went out of style and therefore did not have to deal with there deaths. (but he didn't get rid of his music, which went out of style centuries ago)
2. he's a man unlike any pumpkins (so a real man lives in a cardboard box? interesting...)
1. he doesn't have queers like you running his websites. (but he has you as a fan)
From:
Chad Silverman (umsilver@cc.UManitoba.CA)

He knows more than three chords you piece of crap.
But he is ugly...

(well, can't argue, he sure is)
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Last Updated: November 24th, 1996