COW PRODUCTS COMING SOON TO THE COW BOUTIQUE
- buckwheat hull mattresses
- sports bras for cows
- cow boots in fashion colors
- cow boots with lifts for milking low udders
- hoof polish with glitter
- tail hair crimpers
- neck chains in precious metals
- pagers so cows know when to come in for milking
- individual cow radio headsets for herds that can't decide between country and rock
- GPS locators for strays and directions to greener pastures
- cow visors to cut down on glare while grazing
- cow mudflaps
- housebreaking videos for calves
- seasoning salt for TMR (total mixed rations)
- chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry calf milk replacer
- non-alcoholic brewer's grain
- grain with mini-marshmallows
- glow in the dark eartags and leg bands
- udder cream depilatory
- jacuzzi and aromatherapy foot baths
- lace curtains for freestalls
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