I don't want to seem like i'm discriminating against my other weird friends, but our favorite little lawn gnomelet is a person all of her own. She is screwed up. So i've decided to donate a small corner of my webpage to all things gnomelety. Current things to come out of the mouth of the Gnomelet:Drea on boyfriends and drinking a lot: "...and then he raped me, i love him so much." Drea the realist: "EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! He's my BROTHER!!" Drea the philosopher: "Don't you think that Fucking Nun is an oxymoron?" Drea the confused: "Are you Fucking with my mind??? What the hell?" "Yeah i got it!!! Catfish Waffle Hat?" "Who can fake the best orgasm?" "what's the sinc ethe foundation?" "Where's the stupid teen girl gets pregnant?" "I'm not Gullible AM I?" "Are you in Omaha?" (hint, i'm usually in omaha) Drea the anti-alcoholic: "Screw the beer! I want me a pudding cup!!!" Drea the happy little gnomelet: "It's your Lucky Lawn Gnomelet!" "dwe's fine... dwe just got back fwom camp." Drea the deviant: "OH!!! What were YOU doing? Fucking the bird?" "YOU FUCKED THE DOG??? WAY TO GO!" "Hee hee hee... she'll never know... oops! did I type that out loud?" "I don't know... kinko's just sounds like a fun place to work." A conversation with Drea the deviant: Her: Dammit! I spent all my ones buying condoms at the Kum'n'Go! Me: hehehe bad drea..... Her: It's true! Me: You'll just have to buy your condoms with tens from now on. Her: I should, I use enough of them.. hee hee hee. Me: heh heh heh.... hey wait a minute!! Her: Just kidding... (but we all know she isn't!!) Drea the strange: "Have you ever voluntarily *fell* into a lake?" "AAAH!!! You're married to someone that's not ME???" "So, now you're friends with my convict?" "Mommy! the Convicts are laughing at me again!" Me and Drea, a small conversation: Her: I'll have to show you the pictures! There were quite a few hotties there! Me: drea, you slut! Her: nuh uh! Me: tramp! Her: nuh uh!!! Me: You little... you... you... lucky little bitch!! Her: Okay, okay. (Note: I saw the pictures. She was a lucky little bitch)