1. Why won't you e-mail me back?
I don't use this computer thing as often as I should. And, being at work most of the day, I don't have access to hotmail.
2. Are you dead?
No, I'm married, there's a difference.
3. Are you still going out with that one guy?
Yes. His name is Rob. I'm his be-yatch.
4. What about Frank?
Frank... *sob* I don't want to talk about Frank.
5. Will you marry me?
That would be *illegal.*
6. Are you a lesbian?
No. I'm married. To a man. He would be very devastated if i was a lesbian.
7. So, is Rob good in bed?
Let's just say that I'm glad I married him.
8. I hate your background on your main page (or any page).
Bugger off. I like it, and my opinion is all that counts on my webpage.
9. Do you really masturbate as much as everyone says you do?
Who needs masturbation? I got me a man.
10. Have you ever had sex not on purpose?
Only on purpose.
11. I hate you.
Uh, sorry?
12. I hate your (fill in blank) page.
See my above answer.
13. How much time do you spend on the internet every day?
At work, a lot. At home, i have other things to do.
14. Where do you go to school?
I graduated in May 02. And i'm not going back unless they make me.
15. Why are you so weird/offensive?
Because i know you don't like it.
16. You're hot. Can you send me some nude photos?
Sure, if you send me some cold, hard cash.
17. Does your husband have a hot friend or brother?
Well, he does have some hot friends, but he doesn't have a brother. Sorry, girls.