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A memorial was erected at the  Posey County  Courthouse  in
Mount Vernon to seven black men lynched in 1878 for raping
white women – without criminal charges or a trial.

                                                              [courtesy Muncie Star]

You can vote for Gregory Vincent for District Court Judge in
Edmonson County by simply writing in "Greg."

                                                       [courtesy Edmonson Voice]

duca1022.jpg Perps in Paducah (McCracken County Sheriff Clutterbook page): YOU tell US who they are, and                age them, and sex them, and size them, and tell us what they're wanted for . . .

brianryn.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls,Texas) (Sedgwick County Sheriff): Brian Scott Rimer, WM, 28, 6'2", 150 lbs, probation violation (burglary); Maverick Ryan Hashbarger, WM, 23, 6'3", 185 lbs, domestic battery, rude choking
Randee Renée Nadell, WF, 30, 4'11", 150 lbs (Yorkshire hog), probation viol. (opiates); Dominic Adriel Sanchez, BM, 39, 5'10", 152 lbs, probation violation; Albert Alexia Cruz-Aviles, HM, 58, 5'10", 150 lbs, probation violatikon (domestic battery)

prietoda.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): David Prieto, HM, 38, 5'6", 150 lbs,prob. viol. (burgl.); Latricia Allen, BF, 44, 5'2", 250 lbs (Yorkshr. hog), pro.viol. (forgery); Ronnie Heath Teakall,
WM, 26, 5'5", 155 lbs, prob.viol. (robbery); René Garcia Quinones, HM, 53, 5'7", 175 lbs, sex offndr. failure to reg.; Jeni Lee Gibbs,WF, 40, 5'4", 177 lbs (Yorkshire hog), abandoning child; Raymond Munoz, BM ,19, 4'11", 200 lbs, evidence fabrication

A skydiver opening a high school football game in Jonesborough,  Ten-
nessee, died in a hard landing. . . . Former banker Rishi Sunak, the new
British prime minister, is twice as rich as King Charles III. . . .  A coup-
le  who  had  twin  babies  in  Denver,  Colorado,  named them after the
nurses who delivered them,  Emma and Julia.

                                                                [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

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cleophus.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): William Drennan, 46, mobery; Elizabeth Salas, 48, public drunk; Thomas Moore, 37, driving w/o license, Andrew Cavasos, 24, bond viol.; Richard Ramos, 24, DUI; James Hamner, 55, mobery; Charly Spiller, 35, bad check; Cleophus Williams, 65, c.s.

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Battle Ground's Wolf Park is preparing its annual Howl-O-
Ween celebration.
                                [courtesy Lafayette Journal & Courier]

Buddy  Guy  has  included  Evansville  on his"Damn Right
Farewell" tour.
                                                [courtesy Evansville Courier]

camachor.jpg Earmarked in Elkhart County, Dario Camacho Ramirez, HM, cocaine (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.); other Michiana
wanted: Marvin Ewing, BM, 6'2", 210 lbs, wanted by Indiana Dept. of Corrections for parole violation (attemptd. rape & robbery)

A 6-year-old child in a horse carriage was killed when it was
struck by a pickup truck in Barren County;  other children,  3
and 1,  and the driver,  27,  were injured.

                   [courtesy Park City (Bowling Green) Daily News]

Louisville police remooved a dozen cows and bulls from Cher-
okee Park freed in a cattle truck collision. Four cows remained
on the loose.
                                                    [courtesy the Courier-Journal]

joshuara.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Joshua Ray Norman, 37, Bardstown, promoting contraband; Willaim Sterling Skyles, 25, Bardstown, probation violation (felony);
Brittany Renée Hall, 32, Mount Washington, promoting contraband; James Jackson Manning, 29, Hodgenville, felon w/handgun; Christopher Eugene Gilbert, 49, Bardstown, DUI

crispena.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas) (Abilene Crime Stoppers): Crispen Guzman, HM, 43, 5'10", 190 lbs, burglary; Joshua Dale Grazier, WM, 38, 6', 160 lbs, stalking;
Meliah Alexandria Jones, BF, 23, 5'4", 160 lbs., assault p.o..; James Franklin Atkins, WM, 41, 6'2", 205 lbs, indecency with child; Melvin Barnes, BM, 44, 6' 185 lbs, felon w/gun

barnbran.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Brant Barnes, WM, 40, 5'10", 175 lgs, upside down ears, burglary;
Jordan Corey, WF, 28, 5'5", 130 lbs, narcotics; Moses Villa, WM, 48, 5'7", 165 lbs, theft (by the Sedgwick County Sheriff)

Mattel created a Tina Turner Barbie doll. .  .  . Turkey stripped 92 Afri-
can and Asian migrants naked and shipped them to Greece. .  .  .  Elon
Musk produced a perfume called "Burnt Hair – The Essence of Repug-
nant Desire." . . .   A blind man was bitten without warning by a police
dog  in Memphis, Tennessee,  and a man bit a police dog  in Ginsheim-
Gustavsburg, Germany. .  .  .  Two men shot each other's daughters in a
road rage incident near Jacksonville, Florida (neither girl died). . . . Liz
Truss resigned as prime minister of the United Kingdom only  6  weeks
after taking office.
                                                                            [courtesy Harper's, AP]

adrianle.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): Adrian Lee Gipson, BF, 29, 5'4", 136 lbs, prob. viol. (burglary); Maria Hernandez-Perez, HF, 30, 5'2", 267 lbs
(Yorkshire hog), probation violation (theft); Sharissea Dawn Young, WF, 39, 5', 170 lbs (Y. hog), prob. vi. (ab. ch.); Tawanda Venson, BF, 38, 4' 11",200 lbs (Y hog), theft

ivytyler.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Tyler Ivy, 28, marijuana; Maxine Fuentes, 45, c.s.; Jossa Villareal, 28, marijuana;
Aaron Henderson, 38, DUI; Jody Torrez, 19, family violence; Jayna Christenson, 42, public drunk; Mary Williamson, 46, DUI; Michael Scarbrough, 53, public drunk

DISCUSSION GROUP:     Don't forget!  Readers interested in in- tellectual dissection of important current events are invited  to  attend  the Weekly World  News  Round Table at the offices of Borf Books outside Brownsville, Ken- tucky, after church every Sunday.   Guest speakers lined up for meetings in the near future include people cheering the arrival of autumn,  seen here thru Tabloid Head- lines' editor's glass door.

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The American League baseball playoffs were  not  on  TV.
Google said they would be on CBS, but they weren't; CBS
was airing a college football game.  A friend told us the A-
merican League playoffs were on  TBS,  not  CBS;  so  we
Googled DirecTV TBS and found "Channel 247";  and we
went to Channel 247 on DirecTV and found  the  game  be-
tween the New York Yankees and the Houston Astros.  But
DirecTV  is  not  TV;  you have to pay for it.   And why did
Google not get it right the first time?

The National League playoffs are on Fox TV; that's TV.

Malachi wrote Sun 10/9/22 @10:02 CDT:

Did Loretta Lynn and Coolio die in order to join
the choir for Queen Elizabeth in Heaven?

John "Cougar" Mellencamp will host a James Dean movie
on TMC.
                                              [courtesy Columbus Republic]

aaronweb.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Aaron Webb, WM, 6', 175 lbs, battery;
Jeremy Williams, BM, 5'9", 145 lbs, domestic battery; Kyle Scott, BM, 5'11", 180 lbs, child battery, probation viol.; Brittney Smith, BF, 5'2", 125 lbs, narcotics, theft

A 21-year-old woman,  blind  since  the age of 14,  flew an airplane from
Phoenix, Arizona. to Washington, D.C. (she was accompanied by a sight-
ed co-pilot). . . . Four reasons cats slap each other. . . . Scientists revealed
that CBD improves bees' health. . . .  A British court ruled that giant mar-
shmellows are ingredients and not snacks  and therefore  are  not  subject
to  value-added  tax.  .  .  .  A Japanese woman was reported to have been
scammed of 4 million yen  by a man pretending to be a Russian astronaut
needing the money to return to Earth. . . . Residents of Michigan were ad-
vised not to eat produce from a farm using human waste for fertilizer. . . .
Belgians were said to have improved the taste of beer  with  gene  editing.
. . . King Charles' coronation was scheduled for May 6, 2023. . . . A Uni-
ted Airlines plane bound for Miami, Florida,  struck  a  bird  shortly after
takeoff and returned to the airport in Chicago, Illinois.

                                                                              [courtesy Harper's, AP]

oseguera.jpg Mauro Rivero, 48, DUI; Crystal Titus, 36, c.s.; Crystal Flores, 38, pub. drunk; Dana Timms, 33, theft; Phillip Ibarra, 45, resisting, assault; Jennifer Contreras, 47, speeding, assault; Veronica Morales, 23, c.s.; Devin Oseguer, 21, burglary

DISCUSSION GROUP:     Don't  forget!  Readers interested in intellectual dissection of important current events  are  invited to attend the Weekly World News Round Table  at the offices of Borf  Books  out- side  Brownsville,  Kentucky,   after  church   every  Sunday. Guest  speakers  lined  up  for meetings in the near future in- clude  Kaleb  Samuel  Eugene  Terry,  one  of  few identified perps in Paducah, Ky.

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StephenYates wrote Sun 10/2/22 @10:02 CDT from Sun-
fish, Ky., re last week's unidentified perps in Paducah:

Hell, everybody in Paducah knows who they are.
In order:

sweetjud.jpg Sweet Judy Bluehair, Pony Boy, Lex Luthor

William Skaggs wrote Mon 10/3/22 @19:02 EDT:

John Prine Park was previously known as Boat Ramp 1.
You can still launch a boat there.

Terry   Winchester   and  Maggie Cline (left to right)  were  named Columbus   East   High  School's king and queen  of the homecom- ing  game   against  Bloomington North (we can't tell you who won because they didn't say).      [courtesy Columbus Republic]

Purdue University is developing the whitest paint.
                                                                                  [courtesy LEX18]

Carter E. Kappel, 21, of Wash- ington,  Indiana,  and  Justin D. Allen, 22,  of  Columbus,  were arrested  for armed robbery  on a  street  in Columbus  at 4 a.m. Sunday,  October 2. [courtesy localnewsdigital.com]

    The Savannah Bananas are bringing their Ba-
     nana Ball World Tour to Indianapolis.

South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.:Michael Williams, WM, 5'8", 160 lbs, fraud; Almono McMillank BM, 6'1", 215 lbs; Wentiao Ouyang, AM, 5'6", 150 lbs, rape, incest; Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Ashley Cherie Flatt, WF, 36, 5'5", 120 lbs, exploitation of elderly (Abilene Crime Stoppers)

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "The City Elders of Bowling Green, Kentucky, are planning a zoo.  They're go-   ing to build a fence around Edmonson County, to their north."                                                                                                              – Leonard Simon

Ringo Starr canceled a bunch of shows in Canada and Minnsota
because of his infection with Covid-19. .  . .  Hundreds of sheep
blocked a canyon road in Utah,  and at least one of the news ac-
counts was full of baa-d puns (such as "lamb jam"). . . . A wom-
an  who brought a  wild  raccoon  into a bar  in Maddock, North
Dakota,  was  arrested  for  unlawful  possession  of a furbearer.
.  .  .  The Royal Mint of Great Britain released a new  50-pence
coin depicting Charles III without a crown. .  .  . A Williamsville,
New York,  man brought a 2,554-pound pumpkin to a pumpkin-
fest in Clarence, N.Y. . . . A baker in Lakewood, Colorado, was
found to have violated an  antidiscrimination  law  by refusing to
bake a cake to celebrate a gender transition. . . . Thirty-four Jan.
6 prisoners in the Washington, D.C., jail asked to be transferred
to Guantanamo Bay.
                                                                [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

Bryan Shaffer, 34, family assault; Vonnessa Benningfield, 37, theft; Noel Gonzalez, 50, marijuana, failure to ID fugitive; Harlin Brandon, 28,
fam. assault; Jason Ward, 25, public drunk; Charles Williams, 23, fam. assault; Makayla Norwood, 18, marijuana; Kevin Hardin, 47, mj

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Keith Durbin wrote Mon 9/26/22 @13:37 CDT:

You did not list B Woods' birthday.  It was September 24.
He's 68.

Two  men  with prior convictions  were  ar- rested for DUI  in Co- lumbus:        Jacob N. Crays,  26,  of Cicero, and  Trent  F.  Barthel, 40,  of  Buffalo,  Min- nesota  (left to right)....

Adam I. Jackson,  27,  of Gray,   Ken- tucky, accused of stealing a bulldozer and  leading  police on a shirtless pre- dawn  slow-speed  chase  on  Colum- bus city streets  last summer  was  ar- rested  after  repeatedly  not  appear- ing on court dates.           [courtesy Columbus Republic]

beckwith.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Shannon Beckwith, WM, robbery, battery; Dennis D. Jones, BM, 5'11", 255 lbs, robbery, battery, kidnap.; Jeremy Penn, WM, 5'10", 145 lbs, parole viol. (robbery);
Robert Harris III, BM, 5'9", 140 lbs, pointing a firearm; Cody Skinner, WM, 5'10", 150 lbs, parole violation (forgery, counterfeit.); Sammie Medrano, HM, 5'8", 215 lbs, parole violation (robbery)

                                                                        [courtesy LEX18]


                                            https://www.facebook.com/mccrackencountysheriff

kobefarm.jpg Perps in Paduch (McCracken County Sheriff): James P. Davis, 37, Murray, receiving stolen firearm, mj, paraphernalia; Kobe Farmer, not further identified on Sheriff's Clutterbook page; [3] [not identified on Sheriff's Clutterbook page]

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Excuse me, Miss, but, may I have this prance?"                                                                                            – Leonard Simon

pebustos.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): : Pedro Alejandro Bustos, HM, 69, 5'11", 186 lbs, cntrld. substs.; Keisha Dwantte Williams, BF, 36, 5'5", 110 lbs, probation violation
(child endangerment); Eddie L. Griffin, BM, 57, 5'9", 220 lbs, controlled substs.; Christin Matthews, WF, 39, 5'3", 111 lbs, ctrl. substs.; Christopher Earl Cribbs, WM, 50, 5' 10", 230 lbs, prob. viol. (card abuse)

pebustos.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): : Pedro Alejandro Bustos, HM, 69, 5'11", 186 lbs, cntrld. substs.; Keisha Dwantte Williams, BF, 36, 5'5", 110 lbs,
probation violation (child endangerment); Eddie L. Griffin, BM, 57, 5'9", 220 lbs, controlled substs.; Christin Matthews, WF, 39, 5'3", 111 lbs, ctrl. substs.; Christopher Earl Cribbs, WM, 50, 5' 10", 230 lbs, prob. viol. (card abuse)

Edward Snowden received Russian citizenship. . .  . Liz Cheney said
if Donald Trump is renominated for President in  2024,  she  will  no
longer be a Republican. . . . The former husband of an Arizona wom-
an who had an abortion created an  estate  for the embryo  and  sued
the woman's doctors. . . . A man was locked inside the family chick-
en coop by his 3-year-old son in suburban Cleveland, Ohio. . . . A U-
niversity of Utah co-ed wrote on social media that  she  would  deto-
nate the school's  nuclear  reactor  if the Utes lost a football game to
the San Diego. . . . A man in Michigan pleaded guilty to killing and
eating a man named  Kevin  Bacon. .  .  .  Three  baby  chimpanzees
were kidnapped for ransom from a sanctuary in the Congo. . . . Uni-
versity of Virginia students walked out over a school policy prohib-
ing the use of "preferred pronouns"  for "transgenders." .  . .  South-
west Airlines gave passengers free ukuleles and taught them how to
play on a flight from Long Beach, California, to Honolulu, Hawaii.
. . . Marjorie Taylor Greene was sued for divorce. . . . A female TV
reporter in Florida put  a  condom  on her microphone in Hurricane
Ian. . . . Queen Elizabeth's and Prince Philip's causes of death were
revealed to be old age.
                                                        [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

destinic.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Destini Casey, 21, 8/28/22, assault on police officer, paraphernalia; Crystal Beck, 43, 7/24/22, 8/28/22,
9/25/22, wrong way on one-way street; drunk; criminal trespasss; Lisa Pacheco, 50, 7/31/22, 8/7/22, 9/25/22, mobery; marijuana; Destini, 9/18/22, resisting arrest

DISCUSSION GROUP:     Don't forget!  Readers  interested in in- tellectual dissection  of important current events  are  invited  to  attend the Weekly World  News  Round  Table at the offices of Borf  Books outside Brownsville, Ken- tucky,  after church every Sunday.  Guest speakers lined up for meetings in the near future include the too proud not to stand..

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