A memorial was erected at the Posey County Courthouse in
Mount Vernon to seven black men lynched in 1878 for raping
white women – without criminal charges or a trial.
[courtesy Muncie Star]
Dumb news from Kentucky:simmonse.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Sought in Shelbyville: (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.) (Shelby County Sheriff): Erin Simmons, WM, 5'9", 165 lbs, invasion of privacy; Orlando Bradley Jr., BM, 5'8", 130 lbs,Tabloid Headlines' editor was suspended from reading articles
domestic strangle;Brittney Gene Abernathy, BF, 35, 5'8", 155 lbs, prob. viol.; Aduardo Abad, BM. 43, 5'5", 200 lbs, prob. viol.; Roberta Candice Abraham, BF, 5'6", 145 lbs, forgery
in the Columbus Republic for not paying for a subscription.
You can vote for Gregory Vincent for District Court Judge in
Edmonson County by simply writing in "Greg."
[courtesy Edmonson Voice]
duca1022.jpg Perps in Paducah (McCracken County Sheriff Clutterbook page): YOU tell US who they are, and age them, and sex them, and size them, and tell us what they're wanted for . . .
Crossword puzzle clue of the week:brianryn.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls,Texas) (Sedgwick County Sheriff): Brian Scott Rimer, WM, 28, 6'2", 150 lbs, probation violation (burglary); Maverick Ryan Hashbarger, WM, 23, 6'3", 185 lbs, domestic battery, rude choking
Randee Renée Nadell, WF, 30, 4'11", 150 lbs (Yorkshire hog), probation viol. (opiates); Dominic Adriel Sanchez, BM, 39, 5'10", 152 lbs, probation violation; Albert Alexia Cruz-Aviles, HM, 58, 5'10", 150 lbs, probation violatikon (domestic battery)
Borf 's weekly BONUS:prietoda.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): David Prieto, HM, 38, 5'6", 150 lbs,prob. viol. (burgl.); Latricia Allen, BF, 44, 5'2", 250 lbs (Yorkshr. hog), pro.viol. (forgery); Ronnie Heath Teakall,
WM, 26, 5'5", 155 lbs, prob.viol. (robbery); René Garcia Quinones, HM, 53, 5'7", 175 lbs, sex offndr. failure to reg.; Jeni Lee Gibbs,WF, 40, 5'4", 177 lbs (Yorkshire hog), abandoning child; Raymond Munoz, BM ,19, 4'11", 200 lbs, evidence fabrication
A skydiver opening a high school football game in Jonesborough, Ten-
nessee, died in a hard landing. . . . Former banker Rishi Sunak, the new
British prime minister, is twice as rich as King Charles III. . . . A coup-
le who had twin babies in Denver, Colorado, named them after the
nurses who delivered them, Emma and Julia.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
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cleophus.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): William Drennan, 46, mobery; Elizabeth Salas, 48, public drunk; Thomas Moore, 37, driving w/o license, Andrew Cavasos, 24, bond viol.; Richard Ramos, 24, DUI; James Hamner, 55, mobery; Charly Spiller, 35, bad check; Cleophus Williams, 65, c.s.
lifegodd.jpg What the? facebook username GOD already taken God on Clutterbook Life Saver Dude: God damn! Get used to it!
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Battle Ground's Wolf Park is preparing its annual Howl-O-
Ween celebration.
[courtesy Lafayette Journal & Courier]
Buddy Guy has included Evansville on his"Damn Right
Farewell" tour.
[courtesy Evansville Courier]
camachor.jpg Earmarked in Elkhart County, Dario Camacho Ramirez, HM, cocaine (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.); other Michiana
wanted: Marvin Ewing, BM, 6'2", 210 lbs, wanted by Indiana Dept. of Corrections for parole violation (attemptd. rape & robbery)
A 6-year-old child in a horse carriage was killed when it was
struck by a pickup truck in Barren County; other children, 3
and 1, and the driver, 27, were injured.
[courtesy Park City (Bowling Green) Daily News]
Louisville police remooved a dozen cows and bulls from Cher-
okee Park freed in a cattle truck collision. Four cows remained
on the loose.
[courtesy the Courier-Journal]
joshuara.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Joshua Ray Norman, 37, Bardstown, promoting contraband; Willaim Sterling Skyles, 25, Bardstown, probation violation (felony);
Brittany Renée Hall, 32, Mount Washington, promoting contraband; James Jackson Manning, 29, Hodgenville, felon w/handgun; Christopher Eugene Gilbert, 49, Bardstown, DUI
crispena.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas) (Abilene Crime Stoppers): Crispen Guzman, HM, 43, 5'10", 190 lbs, burglary; Joshua Dale Grazier, WM, 38, 6', 160 lbs, stalking;
Meliah Alexandria Jones, BF, 23, 5'4", 160 lbs., assault p.o..; James Franklin Atkins, WM, 41, 6'2", 205 lbs, indecency with child; Melvin Barnes, BM, 44, 6' 185 lbs, felon w/gun
Borf 's weekly BONUS:barnbran.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Brant Barnes, WM, 40, 5'10", 175 lgs, upside down ears, burglary;
Jordan Corey, WF, 28, 5'5", 130 lbs, narcotics; Moses Villa, WM, 48, 5'7", 165 lbs, theft (by the Sedgwick County Sheriff)
Mattel created a Tina Turner Barbie doll. . . . Turkey stripped 92 Afri-Dear Eleanor:
can and Asian migrants naked and shipped them to Greece. . . . Elon
Musk produced a perfume called "Burnt Hair – The Essence of Repug-
nant Desire." . . . A blind man was bitten without warning by a police
dog in Memphis, Tennessee, and a man bit a police dog in Ginsheim-
Gustavsburg, Germany. . . . Two men shot each other's daughters in a
road rage incident near Jacksonville, Florida (neither girl died). . . . Liz
Truss resigned as prime minister of the United Kingdom only 6 weeks
after taking office.
[courtesy Harper's, AP]
adrianle.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): Adrian Lee Gipson, BF, 29, 5'4", 136 lbs, prob. viol. (burglary); Maria Hernandez-Perez, HF, 30, 5'2", 267 lbs
(Yorkshire hog), probation violation (theft); Sharissea Dawn Young, WF, 39, 5', 170 lbs (Y. hog), prob. vi. (ab. ch.); Tawanda Venson, BF, 38, 4' 11",200 lbs (Y hog), theft
ivytyler.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Tyler Ivy, 28, marijuana; Maxine Fuentes, 45, c.s.; Jossa Villareal, 28, marijuana;
Aaron Henderson, 38, DUI; Jody Torrez, 19, family violence; Jayna Christenson, 42, public drunk; Mary Williamson, 46, DUI; Michael Scarbrough, 53, public drunk
DISCUSSION
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The sports:lifedark.jpg "How 'bout ou and I find a dark room and see what develops?" Life Saver Dude: I'll show you some pittures!
The American League baseball playoffs were not on TV.
Google said they would be on CBS, but they weren't; CBS
was airing a college football game. A friend told us the A-
merican League playoffs were on TBS, not CBS; so we
Googled DirecTV TBS and found "Channel 247"; and we
went to Channel 247 on DirecTV and found the game be-
tween the New York Yankees and the Houston Astros. But
DirecTV is not TV; you have to pay for it. And why did
Google not get it right the first time?
The National League playoffs are on Fox TV; that's TV.
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Did Loretta Lynn and Coolio die in order to join
the choir for Queen Elizabeth in Heaven?
John "Cougar" Mellencamp will host a James Dean movie
on TMC.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
aaronweb.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Aaron Webb, WM, 6', 175 lbs, battery;
Jeremy Williams, BM, 5'9", 145 lbs, domestic battery; Kyle Scott, BM, 5'11", 180 lbs, child battery, probation viol.; Brittney Smith, BF, 5'2", 125 lbs, narcotics, theft
The state Judicial Conduct Commision accused a western Ken-
tucky circuit judge (whose jurisdiction includes Paducah) of
walking around the Courthouse in his underwear. . . .
Hallowe'en trick-or-treat times were established at 6 to 8 p.m
by local authorities in central and eastern Kentucky except for
5:30 to 7 in Barbourville (Knox County), 5 to 7 in Flemings-
burg (Fleming County), 4 to 6 during the Trick or Treat Fest at
the Park in Lawrenceburg (Anderson County), 5 to 8 in Mon-
ticello (Wayne County), 5:30 to 7:30 in Williamsburg (Whit-
ley County), and 6 to 8 in Somerset (but 6 to 9 in the rest of
Pulaski County).
[courtesy LEX18]
Borf 's weekly BONUS:
A 21-year-old woman, blind since the age of 14, flew an airplane fromHOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE:
Phoenix, Arizona. to Washington, D.C. (she was accompanied by a sight-
ed co-pilot). . . . Four reasons cats slap each other. . . . Scientists revealed
that CBD improves bees' health. . . . A British court ruled that giant mar-
shmellows are ingredients and not snacks and therefore are not subject
to value-added tax. . . . A Japanese woman was reported to have been
scammed of 4 million yen by a man pretending to be a Russian astronaut
needing the money to return to Earth. . . . Residents of Michigan were ad-
vised not to eat produce from a farm using human waste for fertilizer. . . .
Belgians were said to have improved the taste of beer with gene editing.
. . . King Charles' coronation was scheduled for May 6, 2023. . . . A Uni-
ted Airlines plane bound for Miami, Florida, struck a bird shortly after
takeoff and returned to the airport in Chicago, Illinois.
[courtesy Harper's, AP]
oseguera.jpg Mauro Rivero, 48, DUI; Crystal Titus, 36, c.s.; Crystal Flores, 38, pub. drunk; Dana Timms, 33, theft; Phillip Ibarra, 45, resisting, assault; Jennifer Contreras, 47, speeding, assault; Veronica Morales, 23, c.s.; Devin Oseguer, 21, burglary
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lifeamaz.jpgLife Saver Dude: Proof to Amazon.com that he didn't get the package
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StephenYates wrote Sun 10/2/22 @10:02 CDT from Sun-
fish, Ky., re last week's unidentified perps in Paducah:
Hell, everybody in Paducah knows who they are.
In order:
sweetjud.jpg Sweet Judy Bluehair, Pony Boy, Lex Luthor
William Skaggs wrote Mon 10/3/22 @19:02 EDT:
John Prine Park was previously known as Boat Ramp 1.
You can still launch a boat there.
Since we had to change the Cleveland Indians' name
to the Cleveland Guardians to be "politically correct,"
shouldn't we change the San Diego Padres' to the San
Diego Martians?
Timothy M. Hart, 33, was
was arrested for child so-
licitation, child molesting,
pornography and obsceni-
ty in Evansville.
[courtesy TriState News]
Terry Winchester and Maggie
Cline (left to right) were named
Columbus East High School's
king and queen of the homecom-
ing game against Bloomington
North (we can't tell you who won
because they didn't say).
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
Purdue University is developing the whitest paint.
[courtesy LEX18]
Carter E. Kappel, 21, of Wash-
ington, Indiana, and Justin D.
Allen, 22, of Columbus, were
arrested for armed robbery on
a street in Columbus at 4 a.m.
Sunday, October 2.
[courtesy localnewsdigital.com]
The Savannah Bananas are bringing their Ba-
nana Ball World Tour to Indianapolis.
South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.:Michael Williams, WM, 5'8", 160 lbs, fraud; Almono McMillank BM, 6'1", 215 lbs; Wentiao Ouyang, AM, 5'6", 150 lbs, rape, incest; Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Ashley Cherie Flatt, WF, 36, 5'5", 120 lbs, exploitation of elderly (Abilene Crime Stoppers)
Sarah Howard, a/k/a Jenna Utterback, made the cover
of Kentucky Living magazine two months in a row
stewardc.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazerre): Corey Allen Gibson, 45, Springfield, DUI; Justin Allen Moon, 39, Bardstown, DUI; ThomasSenator Rand Paul was a no-show at a debate scheduled by Kentucky
Lee Dunn, 41, Bardstown,unlawf. trans. w/minor;John Taurice Poynter, 41, Bardstown, public drunk; Christopher Steward Curtis, 49, Bardstown, murder
Educational Television, and his Democratic opponent, Charles Book-
er, had the stage and the airways to himself.
[courtesy LEX18]
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said):
"The City Elders of Bowling Green, Kentucky, are planning a zoo. They're go- |
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Ringo Starr canceled a bunch of shows in Canada and Minnsota
because of his infection with Covid-19. . . . Hundreds of sheep
blocked a canyon road in Utah, and at least one of the news ac-
counts was full of baa-d puns (such as "lamb jam"). . . . A wom-
an who brought a wild raccoon into a bar in Maddock, North
Dakota, was arrested for unlawful possession of a furbearer.
. . . The Royal Mint of Great Britain released a new 50-pence
coin depicting Charles III without a crown. . . . A Williamsville,
New York, man brought a 2,554-pound pumpkin to a pumpkin-
fest in Clarence, N.Y. . . . A baker in Lakewood, Colorado, was
found to have violated an antidiscrimination law by refusing to
bake a cake to celebrate a gender transition. . . . Thirty-four Jan.
6 prisoners in the Washington, D.C., jail asked to be transferred
to Guantanamo Bay.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
lifepipe.jpg The pi piper 3.14.... Life Saver Dude: I've known this guy since freshman algebra
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Keith Durbin wrote Mon 9/26/22 @13:37 CDT:
You did not list B Woods' birthday. It was September 24.
He's 68.
The Satanic Temple sued Indiana to reverse its new ban on
abortions.
[courtesy Indianapolis Star]
Not to mention a statuesque display in Arkansas.
[NPR]
Two men with prior
convictions were ar-
rested for DUI in Co-
lumbus: Jacob N.
Crays, 26, of Cicero,
and Trent F. Barthel,
40, of Buffalo, Min-
nesota (left to right)....
Adam I. Jackson, 27, of Gray, Ken-
tucky, accused of stealing a bulldozer
and leading police on a shirtless pre-
dawn slow-speed chase on Colum-
bus city streets last summer was ar-
rested after repeatedly not appear-
ing on court dates.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
beckwith.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Shannon Beckwith, WM, robbery, battery; Dennis D. Jones, BM, 5'11", 255 lbs, robbery, battery, kidnap.; Jeremy Penn, WM, 5'10", 145 lbs, parole viol. (robbery);
Robert Harris III, BM, 5'9", 140 lbs, pointing a firearm; Cody Skinner, WM, 5'10", 150 lbs, parole violation (forgery, counterfeit.); Sammie Medrano, HM, 5'8", 215 lbs, parole violation (robbery)
Parole was denied to a man who murdered three classmates
when he was 14 years old, 25 years ago. . . .
Anderson County High School in Lawrenceburg instructed tea-
chers to use students' "preferred pronouns" when referring or
speaking to them and not to tell their parents what their pro-
nouns were. . . .
A park in Muhlenberg County was being renamed "John Prine
Memorial Park," but none of the news reports said what the
park's previous name was. one two three
[courtesy LEX18]
https://www.facebook.com/mccrackencountysheriffkobefarm.jpg Perps in Paduch (McCracken County Sheriff): James P. Davis, 37, Murray, receiving stolen firearm, mj, paraphernalia; Kobe Farmer, not further identified on Sheriff's Clutterbook page; [3] [not identified on Sheriff's Clutterbook page]
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Excuse me, Miss, but, may I have this prance?" |
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pebustos.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): : Pedro Alejandro Bustos, HM, 69, 5'11", 186 lbs, cntrld. substs.; Keisha Dwantte Williams, BF, 36, 5'5", 110 lbs, probation violation
(child endangerment); Eddie L. Griffin, BM, 57, 5'9", 220 lbs, controlled substs.; Christin Matthews, WF, 39, 5'3", 111 lbs, ctrl. substs.; Christopher Earl Cribbs, WM, 50, 5' 10", 230 lbs, prob. viol. (card abuse)
Borf 's weekly BONUS:pebustos.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): : Pedro Alejandro Bustos, HM, 69, 5'11", 186 lbs, cntrld. substs.; Keisha Dwantte Williams, BF, 36, 5'5", 110 lbs,
probation violation (child endangerment); Eddie L. Griffin, BM, 57, 5'9", 220 lbs, controlled substs.; Christin Matthews, WF, 39, 5'3", 111 lbs, ctrl. substs.; Christopher Earl Cribbs, WM, 50, 5' 10", 230 lbs, prob. viol. (card abuse)
Edward Snowden received Russian citizenship. . . . Liz Cheney said
if Donald Trump is renominated for President in 2024, she will no
longer be a Republican. . . . The former husband of an Arizona wom-
an who had an abortion created an estate for the embryo and sued
the woman's doctors. . . . A man was locked inside the family chick-
en coop by his 3-year-old son in suburban Cleveland, Ohio. . . . A U-
niversity of Utah co-ed wrote on social media that she would deto-
nate the school's nuclear reactor if the Utes lost a football game to
the San Diego. . . . A man in Michigan pleaded guilty to killing and
eating a man named Kevin Bacon. . . . Three baby chimpanzees
were kidnapped for ransom from a sanctuary in the Congo. . . . Uni-
versity of Virginia students walked out over a school policy prohib-
ing the use of "preferred pronouns" for "transgenders." . . . South-
west Airlines gave passengers free ukuleles and taught them how to
play on a flight from Long Beach, California, to Honolulu, Hawaii.
. . . Marjorie Taylor Greene was sued for divorce. . . . A female TV
reporter in Florida put a condom on her microphone in Hurricane
Ian. . . . Queen Elizabeth's and Prince Philip's causes of death were
revealed to be old age.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
destinic.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Destini Casey, 21, 8/28/22, assault on police officer, paraphernalia; Crystal Beck, 43, 7/24/22, 8/28/22,
9/25/22, wrong way on one-way street; drunk; criminal trespasss; Lisa Pacheco, 50, 7/31/22, 8/7/22, 9/25/22, mobery; marijuana; Destini, 9/18/22, resisting arrest
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