Indiana reported its first monkeypox death.
[courtesy Indianapolis Star]
A high school student was shot by a deputy sheriff in Clinton
in a class on vocational training.
[courtesy USA Today]
Scores of Methodist churches in Indiana left the United Meth-
dist Church over the parent congregation's acceptance of ho-
mosexuals.
[courtesy Lafayette Journal & Courier]
sinozich.jpg Wanted in northern Indiana (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Richard Jennints, WM, 6'1", 200 lbs, federal supervised release (bank rob.); Christopher Sinozich,
WM, 6' 190 lbs, fed sup release (weapons); Tiler Jefferies, BM, 5'10", 240 lbs, f sup rel (fraud); Lee Adams Jr.,BM, 5'9", 190 lbs, parole violation (child molesting)
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Although parimutuel betting at horse races is legal in Kentucky,
betting on sports generally is not. Some legislators are trying to
change that.. . .
Metro United Way was distributing $900,000 total to 150 young
adults in three Louisville neighborhoods through March – that's
$500 a month to each of them – with no requirements on how it
is spent.
[courtesy LEX18]
blakeaus.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Blake Austin Green, 23, Bardstown, assault 4°; Mary Adelaide Elmore, 31, Elizabethtown, DUI;
Abby Jones, 29, Cox's Creek, DUI, speeding; Tiffiny [sic] Renée Cox, 35, Bardstown, disorderly conduct 2°; Marcus Alejandro Durbin, 18, Bardstown, criminal trespass 3°
chadedwd.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls Texas): Chad Edward Gomez, WM, 42, 5'11", 150 lbs, parental custoday interference, interference with LEO; Gabrielle NicolePalacio, WF, 27, 5'6", 150 lbs, parole violation
(interference with parental custody); Jaime Ramiro Cervantes, WM, 32, 5'10", 170 lbs, kidnapping aggravated battery by the Sedgwick County Sheriff); Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Unidentified (Abilene Crime Stoppers)
A mountain lion was captured in Springfield, Illinois. . . . MormonsDear Eleanor:
endorsed proposed legislation to legalize same-sex marriage. . . . I-
owa Senator Grassley, 89, filed to run for re-election in 2028. . . . E-
lon Musk testified that he does not want to be CEO of any compan-
y. . . . Jair Bolsonaro dropped out of the public eye after a skin infec-
tion prohibited his wearing pants. . . . An Australian woman was un-
allowed to board a plane by airport security in Abu Dhabi for wear-
ing a butt plug containing her lover's ashes. . . .
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
The sports:
curtistv.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): (Texoma's) Curtis Stevens, 33, family assault; Maria Garza, 34, deadly assault; Marcus Garcia, theft, trespass;
Jamaal Diensen, 19, no license; Jimmy Ngueyen, 19, tobacco purchase; Celeste Garza, 22, crim. trespass; Jazmyn Saldana, 21, minor w/alcohol; Brandon Gonzalez, 24, failure to signal
lifepray.jpg that one time Jesus turned water into Jack Daniels Life Saver Dude: I'll pray for that
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Mike Pence' autobiography, So Help Me God, was published.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
wintersw.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): William Winters, BM, 5'8", 165 lbs, robbery & bodily injury; Jerald Minzey, WM, 6', 235 lbs, narcotics, bodily injury; Charles Frierson, BM, 5'7", 170 lbs, meth; Gregory Rhodes, WM, 6'2", 190 lbs, coke & syringe
Pumpkin Gorge's high school athletic teams' nickname the "Black
Gnats" was confirmed by the school board and the city council.
[courtesy LEX18]
quincy-p.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Ronald Wesley Skaggs, 23, Buffalo, parole viol.; Emily Nicole Burke, 23, New Haven, contempt of court; Rodney Keith Green, 34,
Louisville, mobery; Perry Capri White Jr., 20, Lexington, conempt of court; Cynthia Ann Hawkins, 54, Boston (Ky.), contempt of court; Michael Quincy Parrott-Blaine, 26, Bardst., p.v.
Birthdays:munozmar.jpg Arrested in Abilene: (Texas, not Kansas): Antonio Munoz Martinez, HM, 70, 5'6", 190 lbs, child sex; Erik Aaron Hubbert, WM, 22, 5'7", 185 lbs, upside down ears, robbery; Thomas Cody Rowden, WM, 36,
5'8", 190 lbs, aggravated assault; Osbaldo Coronado, HM, 5'6", 220 lbs, upside down ears, indecency with child; Zachary Thomas Gotelaere, HM, 33, 5'9", 175 lbs, burglary, assault (Abilene Crime Stoppers)
tinajone.jpb Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Johnathon Paul Jensen, WM, 38, 6'2", 200 lbs, tattoos on chest, back, both arms, left leg, probation violation; Chrstina ("Tina") Ann Jones,
WF, 23, 5'4", 130 lbs, tattoos on right neck "1999," upper right cheek & chest, probation violation (opiates); Anthony Lee Duncan, WM, 46, 5'11", 175 lbs, theft, bad check (by Sedgwick County Sheriff)
Roberta Flack was diagnosed with ALS ("Lou Gehrig's disease") and un-Dear Eleanor:
able to sing. . . . Pennsylvania's longest-serving state representative, An-
thony DeLuca, 85 – 20 terms,39 years – was re-elected posthumously. . . .
Researchers found that primrose oil increased women's enjoyment of sex.
. . . Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President. . . . Wimble-
don relaxed its all white clothing rule for women to allow colored panties
(as long as they don't show). . . . A prediction of four feet of snow in Buf-
falo, New York, moved the Bills' Sunday home football game against the
Cleveland, Ohio, Browns to Detroit, Michigan. . . . A Taylor Swift tour
concert ticket sale was halted by Ticketmaster over extreme demand. . . .
An unknown animal rightser uncaged and released thousands of mink at
a farm in Ohio. . . . Baltimore, Maryland, prostitute Miss Laid completed
her thousandth fling of the year.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
zachcruz.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Zachary Cruz,27, trespass; Jessica Rodriguez, 24, fraud; Crystal Curl, 34, trespass; Logan Steed, 20, hwy dam; Maribel Fernandez, 24,theft; Raymond Taylor, 50, DUI; Dustin Duffy, 34, contmpt
lifecaws.jpg It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws Life Saver Dude: Thank ou for answering my ancient classicogrammatic query
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T. Mallon Tawarhaag wrote Sun 11/6/22 @09:04 EST:
You misspelled actress Duvall's first name: It's Shelley, not
"Shelly." Not to mention Sissy's surname – Spacek, not
"Spacechick."
Good points: You're right on the first of your gripes (it's been correc-
ted) but not on the second.
– Editor
Charles McWhorter wrote Tues 11/8/22 @12:19 CST:
Playing cards on line today I drew a partner named "Irrelevant"!
And he wasn't a robot! (And he wasn't irrelevant – we won!)
Malachi Royer wrote Sun 11/6/22 @10:02 CST to his father:
Your friends are .all morons
Diego Morales was elected Secretary of State.
[courtesy Muncie Star]
asanchex.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Austin Sanchez, WM, 5'10", 200 lbs, domesticbattery; Tori Richards, BM, 6'4", 150 lbs, battery of official;
Jessica Stevens,WF, 5'7", 145 lbs, poss. of syringe, auto theft; Adrien Wright, BM, 6', 175 lbs, armed robbery; Raymond Angotti, WM, 5'8", 160 lbs, robbery
morenort.jpg more in nothern Indiana: Ronald Johnson, 6'1", 185 lbs, Mj lookalike (Marshall County), Jessie Hanson, WM, 6', 200 lbs, Escape (state) (Michiana)
Two Hoosiers and a Kentuckian were indicted for a
conspiracy to sell U.S. military secrets to China.
duca1113.jpg Perps of Paducah (McCrracken County Clutterbook page)
Gerrymandering was found constitutional in the circuit court
in Frankfort, the state capital. . . .
Rebecca Blankenship, elected by write-in to the school board
in Berea, became the first openly transgender to be elected to
public office in Kentucky. . . .
Rand Paul was re-elected senator.
[courtesy LEX18]
Ali MacGraw, 82
Lee Majors, 82
Warren Beatty, 84
Alan Alda, 85
Sophia Loren, 86
Clint Eastwood, 91
Mel Brooks, 95
Birthdays:hollings.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls,Texas)(Sedgwick County Sheriff): Izeail Hollingsworth, BM, 18, 5'6", 120 lbs, probation violation (robbery); La'Niha Banks, BF, 18, 5'2", 106 lbs, narcotics
Borf 's weekly BONUS:shenalee.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, no Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's): Devonte Deon Ivory, BM, 26, 6'1", 180 lbs, child aband.; Charles Newby, 21, WM, 6'4", 315 lbs, prob. viol. (assault w/deadly weap.); Amber Nicole Scherff, WF, 39, 5'4", 128 lbs,
probation viol. (forgery); Victoria Mercedes Gayton, HF, 32, 5'3", 135 lbs, prob. viol. (c.s.); Shena Lee Bazan, HF, 36, 5'4", 180 lbs (Yorkshire hog), probation viol. (aggr. assault); Jenny Dawn Page, WF, 35, 5'6", 210 lbs (Yorkshire hog), controlled substances
Research on mice suggested that picking your nose can lead to Alzheim-Dear Eleanor:
er's disease. . . . A dick and balls image drawn in the sky by a U.S. Air
Force plane near a Russian base was not intentional, the Air Force said.
. . . A nurse in Pierce County, Wisconsin, was charged with felonies for
cutting a dying man's foot off without his or his doctors' direction. . . .
Two Denver, Colorado, firemen were suspended for finding a living wo-
man to be dead. . . . A woman in Kampala, Uganda, was arrested for
drugging men with sedatives placed on her nipples and then robbing
them. . . . An 8-year-old boy in India bit to death a cobra that had wrap-
ped itself around his hand and wouldn't shake loose. . . . A 23-year-old
Englishman was arrested for throwing eggs at King Charles III and his
wife Queen Camilla.
[courtesy Harper's, AP]
austdugg.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Austin Dugger, 25, DUI; Anastasia Escamilla, 27, theft; Truth Chapman, 25, trespass;
Adrienne Leon, 34, mj, family assault; Mary Aguilar, 50, DUI; Monica Perez, 27, family assault, child aband.; Beatrice Sanchez, 24, mobery; Abel Garcia, 20, ctl. subs.
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lifeyard.jpg We have video We know where you live If you don't pick up after your dog, we'll send our grandson to poop on your lawn Life Saver Dude: I'm gonna get me one of them signs and a grandson
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miwontay.jpg Wanted in Northern Indiana (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Otis Young, BM, meth, strangulatioon (wanted in Marshall Co.); Miwon Taylor, BM, 5'8", 145 lbs, felon with firearm (wanted by feds); Daniel Richardson, BM, 5'10", 180 lbs, parole viol (rape) (wanted by state)
scribner.jpg Sought in Shelby County, Indiana: Paul L. Scribner, WM, 43, 6', 200 lbs, dom. battery; Katelyn M. Mathis, WF, 25, 4'9", 95 lbs, meth; Melissa A. Hoffman,
WF, 38, 5'2", 120 lbs, meth; Pamela A. Kresin, WF, 43, 5'8", 143 lbs, meth; Gregory P. Hays, WM, 28, 5'10", 145 lbs, leaving the scene
A Barren County Sheriff's cruiser parked at a traffic crash site
was struck by another vehicle. Charges are pending.
[courtesy Park City (Bowling Green) Daily News]
As you enter Mammoth Cave National Park in Edmonson Coun-
ty you will see a sign stating, in English, "CAUTION DEER ON
ROADWAY." We did not find any signs stating, in Deer, "CAU-
TION AUTOMOBILES ON ROADWAY."
rowlettk.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): James Wayne Griffey Jr.,37, Louisville, failure to signal, meth; Daniel Lee Marshall, 43, Leitchfield, contempt of court;
Anthony John Linton, 49, Bardstown,viol. protective ord.; William Todd Rowlett, 33, Bardstown, contempt of court; Kenny Ray Sandler, 46, Sonora, meth & marijuana
Crossword puzzle clue of the week:edondrel.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita Kansas) (Texoma's): Julie Ann Williams, WF, 63, 5'8", 180 lbs, probation viol.; Matthew Wayne Gregory, WM, 34, 5'4", 130 lbs, assault on pub. svt.;
Roslyne Young, BF, 40, 5'8", 130 lbs, probation violation (family assault); Marcos Javier Garza, HM, 47, 6', 210 lbs, organized crime; Edondre Lyntre Smith, BM, 20, 6', 340 lbs, assault w/deadly weapon
Referenda are scheduled in Arkansas, Maryland, Missouri and both Da-Dear Eleanor:
kotas on whether to legalize "recreational" marijuana. . . . Seventeen in-
ternet sites suggesting information on the third game of the World Ser-
ies neglected to mention the time of the start of the game. . . . "Nigger"
usage on Twitter jumped 500 per cent after completion of the network's
sale to Elon Musk. . . . It was estimated that Musk and Jeff Bezos lost
$58 billion apiece and that Mark Zuckerberg lost $90 billion since the
start of the year. . . . A former Brazilian congressman supporting Jair
Bolsonaro fired a rifle and threw grenades at federal police trying to ar-
rest him for calling a female Supreme Court justice a witch and a prost-
itute. . . . Iranian state media announced that the "world's dirtiest man"
had died at age 94 a few months after taking his first bath in decades.
. . . A study reported that pedestrians give panhandlers dressed in suits
more than twice as much money as they give panhandlers in jeans. . . .
A former Miss Puerto Rico and a former Miss Argentina announced that
they had married one another in Puerto Corrupto.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
melismed.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas) (Sedgwick County Sheriff): Dillon Powell, WM, 30, 6'1", 170 lbs, endanger child, interference w/Leo; Cantra Holden, BF, 52, 5'7", 165 lbs, probation viol. (robbery);
Melissa Medina, WF, 39, 5'4", 135 lbs, prob. viol. (ID theft); Sky Brewer, WF, 25, 5'5", 172 lbs (Yorkshire hog), probation violation (theft); Jose Salinas-Navarro, HM, 41, 5'5", 180 lbs, tattoo on left neck, aggrav. battery
The sports:melzaror,jpg Locked up in San Agelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Melzar Ortez-Navas, 37, misc border ptrl hold; Mlarie Zachary, 23, credit card abuse; Olivia Porter, 38, public drunk;
Ashley Castillo, 34, crim. misch., reckless driving, cruelty to animals; Danielle Faison, 22, misc parole violation; Melvin Gonzalex-Perez, 35, miscellaneous border patrol hold
Four Houston Astros pitchers no-hit the Philadelphia Phil-
lies in the fourth game of the World Series, 5-0, in only the
second no-hitter in World Series history (the first was the
New York Yankees' Don Larsen's perfect game against the
Brooklyn Dodgers in 1956).
Shelley Duvall is back in the movies
(here she is being photographed
by Sissy Spacechick)
lifemeto.jpg I'm tired of watching the dog make a fool of himself for the human let's go catch mice, Life Saver Dude: Meow, too! I'm bored!
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