• Growing old is mandatory;  growing up is optional.
• Forget the health food.  I need all the preservatives I can get.
• My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
• If you remain calm, you jut don't have all the facts.
• I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
• Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
• Age doesn't always bring wisdom.  Sometimes age comes alone.
• Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" backwards?
• Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
• There can not be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.