So this is the obligatory (is that the right word? where's my dictionary?) quote page. They make me happee, but I guess a lot of things do, and that's basically what this page is about.
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NOTE--> This page is under CONSTANT CONSTRUCTION so all the newest quotes are at the bottom.
"Go ahead you can laugh all you want, but I've got my philosophy..." --Ben Folds Five
"Of course everything causes a scar... My mother has a huge scar from having me, does that mean I should have never been born?" --Rayanne (MSCL)
"Maya doesn't love you, go home!" --Heather
"I always wanted to be commander in chief of my one woman army." --Ani D
"I guess it's reasonable to believe that there are gingerbread drag-queens... especially if they want the extra frosting for the skirt." --Paul
"Yeah, I'll kick your ass..." --Ckonrad (his brilliant "Rumors" ad-lib)
"The monkey is the only animal cookie who gets to wear clothes, you know? ...You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going 'Hey man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!' and, you know, the monkey's just 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'" --Oz (Buffy)
"So often these days eating Indian food passes for spirituallity. I don't meditate, I don't pray, but I eat to somosas every day." --Dan Bern
"Let's snuggle-buns!!!" --Beninati
"God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, cuz everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room. And God help you if you are a phoenix and you dare to rise up from the ash, a thousand eyes will smolder with jelousy while you are just floating past." -Ani
"There's always room for John Travolta." --Annika
"So I know it's alright, my life will come life, my life will go. Still I feel it's alright, I just got a letter to my soul. When my whole life is on the tip of my tongue, empty pages for the no longer young. The apathy of time laughs in my face, you say 'Each life has it's place'..." --indigo girls
"Labels really are for cans." --Anthony Rapp
"That's very, um... Spicy." --Rachel B.
"I love the time and inbetween, the calm inside me in the space where I can breathe. I believe there is a distance I have wandered to touch upon the years of reaching out and reaching in, holding out holding in. I believe this is heaven to noone else but me and I'll defend it as long as I can be left here, in silence if I choose to." --Sarah McLachlan
"Angela, didn't we? Didn't we have a time?" "We did, we had a time." --Rayanne and Angela (MSCL)
"When I'm a famous understudy I'll respond to all my fan mail... just like the Snapple lady!" --Jordan
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" --Besty
"The hometown brought its hero in the speak at the high school gym. He took a breath, he took a chance, he strode up in his leather pants and said... 'Gee thanks... but I'm here today because I fought for what I felt and what I thought. They put my down, they were just wrong, and now it's they who don't belong'." --Dar Williams
"I'M NOT HEATHER! Look, I even have a T-shirt to prove it." --Brig
"Damn the man! Save the Empire!" --Empire Records
"Sweetie... darling, please fetch mama a cup of coffee. You're so clever, darling, you know where everything is, sweeite. I think it's so clever to know where things are. I do think you're marvellous..." --Edina (AbFab)
"Oh! John Worthen was mowing the lawn yesterday in a wife-beater and his Indiana Jones hat. He was... just... oh, he was Mr. Sex!" --Heather
"It's not like it's lipstick or anything. My lips are chapped. They hurt." --Billy
"Now I see your face before me, I would launch a thousand ships to bring your heart back to my island, as the sand beneath me slips. As I burn up in your presence and I know now how it feels to be weakened like Achilles, with you always at my heals." --Emily Saliers (indigo girls)
"This rocks! How could God be so good to *me*?" --Dave
"I never was the fantasy of what you want, wanted me to be." --Tori Amos
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" --Princess Bride
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machine, cars, compact disc players and electical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesteral and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on the couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food down your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But who would want to do a thing like that?" --Trainspotting
"Slam it to the left if you're having a good time. Shake it to the right if you know that you feel fine. Chicas to the front, uh, uh, go round!" --Spice Girls
"People seem to be so afraid of differences, but that's really what makes this world so beautiful." --Luther Creek
"Deedelee deedelee dee BOP!" --the page turning song (Kara, you know what I'm talking about)
"He flopped on the floor uncontrollably... Ricky had to hold down his tongue-" "And I wasn't even there!" --Rayanne and Ricky (MSCL)
"We come to Friendly's to harass Cassy's brother all the time. He's the sundae man." --Heather
"The butter melts out of habit, you know the toast isn't even warm, and the waitress and the man in the plaid shirt play out a scene they've played so many times before. And I watch as someone stumbles home from the East side of town, and the coffee is just water dressed in brown..." --Ani D
"Yeah, so if three of you go with Luc, and nine go with me, that makes twelve... Look, I's a math major!" --Neil
"Standing here the old man said to me 'Long before these crowded streets, here stood my dreaming tree'..." --Dave Mathews
"Up Norton Weiner... Down Norton Weiner... Up Norton Weiner... Down Norton Weiner... Stop Norton Weiner! Stop Norton Weiner! No Norton Weiner!!! Nooooooooooooo Norton Weiner!" --the poor soul who got folded in half by the electronic Norton B. Weiner Memorial bed
"I *am* Scary Spice!" --Lily
"I'm Disgruntled Spice." --Brigid
"Hi." "Oh, that's just what I was going to say." -Willow and Oz (Buffy)
"I'm troubled... Can I take a moment?" --John Cage (Ally McBeal)
"Remember, always use your power for good, not evil." --Eric from MA Safe School (the coolest guy who came to talk to our GSA)
"Life has a master plan... maybe." --Peggy (Heather's mom)
"My locker is like an insensitive man, it never opens up to me when I want it to." --Emily
"If you'll excuse me, I need to use the restroom." "Didn't you already go?" "Yes... but not enough." --Rumors
"I'm a very organized student." --Mindy
"I'm gonna do my best swan dive into shark infested water, and I'm gonna pull out my tampon and start splashin' around. Cuz I don't care if they eat me alive, I've got better things to do than survive, I've got the memory of your warm skin in my hands and I've got a vision of blue sky and dry land." --Ani D
"Wow, Neil must have been really drunk when he got that tattoo. 'I'll have an M... fer Nnnnnnneil!'" --Betsy pondering Neil's scorpio tattoo
"Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away there were three blind mice who lived in harmony with the world and frequently picnicked 'til late into the night on a raft they would improvise out of whatever was handy at the time. They'd sing songs and tell jokes and ponder the great mysteries of mousehood as they floated downstream under the wide ocean sky. They sailed their raft to many strange and wonderous lands until finally reaching Eldorado, where the streets are made of gold and no one carries carving knives, as they are too generally enraptured with the swellness of things. The three blind mice lived happily ever after in a fine house made of cheese and became famous throughout Eldorado for their generosity, good cheer, and wild carryings-on. Ain't life swell?" --the front of the Fire and Water Menu (a Northampton vegetarian cafe/performace space)
"Padiddle! Padiddle! Dammit!!! I want my padiddle points!" --Lily
"This life has been a test. Had it been an actual life you would have recieved instructions on where to go and what to do..." --Angela (MSCL)
"Pick up the vicar!" --Ma Vie en Rose
"Here, this will make you feel better." "Will it turn me into a hot gay man?" --a guy and a girl in the trailer for the movie I Think I Do (haven't seen it yet but I can relate)
"I wanna find Anne Frank before I bite it... I wonder if you get to choose that kinda thing, like whose face you go out looking at in you're mind's eye... or if someone just appears, like (hee hee) 'Boo!' and you're like 'Oh fuck!'" --Ani
"You know how you hear things that people have said over in your head? Well, it usually sounds funnier the second time..." --Alli Gates
"You stopped and pointed, and you said 'That's a crocus', and I said 'What's a crocus?', and you said 'It's a flower'. I tried to remember and I said 'What's a flower?', you said 'I still love you'." --Dar Williams
"Some people are just, by nature, really comforting. Others are not. I occasionally have difficulty determining which people are which. That tends to hurt." --Brig
"Hey sexy girlfriend!" --Long Duck Dong (16 Candles)
"Have you ever watched the movie Sixteen Candles with just a big group of girls? Every time Jake Ryan appears the whole room goes crazy... It's a truly orgasmic experience." --Emily
"Be gleeful!" --Heather
"Maybe you'll see why when you stop escaping your pain, at least now if you try Angel's death won't be in vain." --RENT (this quote is only meaningful when sung by Anthony Rapp... I'm sorry, it's a proven fact)
"Hmmmmm... Beeeeefy!" --Helen
"I bet people can actually die of embarassment. I bet it's been medically proven." --Angela (MSCL)
"Can I leave now?" "No you've got to stand there... uh... sit there... and I don't know..." "Hit things with sticks?" "Yeah, just hit things." --Andy Stochansky and Ani
"I'd like to meet a space man who's got it goin' on, sailing through the stars and night until our world is gone." --Morcheeba
"It's like, how does your heart beat and why do you breath?" --Lisa Loeb (I like the song, OK?)
"She's in ecstasy, her hallowed skies fall down heavenly and fakes desire. I've been living here, in the red, I've been feeling like this again." --Four Star Mary
"Cry to the angels, I'm gonna rescue you, I'm gonna set you free tonite, baby, pour over me." --Hole
"This is so illegal." "Yeah, we're like a really sedate Thelma and Louise." --Lily and Brig
"But I'm not your pretty little litter, I won't sit here on the earth while you miss her. So I split up your blur as I suffocate winter, sing up a splinter of you." --Melaina
"I pretty much look up to everyone I meet... Hey, I'm little!" --Seth Green
"But it's calm under the blue in the waves of my oblivion." --Fiona Apple
"So let's sweep this town in a monster truck of shame, carved out of soap and steal and clay and salty fame." --Lotion
Buffy: We're literary Xander: To read makes our speaking English good. Willow: There's no use arguing with me. Do you see the resolve on my face? You've seen it before. You know what it means. Xander: I am Xander, King of Cretans. May all lesser Cretans bow before me! Cordelia: Could it be that you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up your butt the size of an emu? Willow: I mean, I like you. You're funny, and nice, and you don't smoke, and you're, OK, a werewolf... but that's not all the time. Come to think of it, three days out of the month I'm not that fun to be around either. So,I'd still if, if you'd still. Oz: Oh I'd still. I'd very still. Willow: Good. No biting though. Oz: Agreed. (Kiss) A werewolf in love. Giles: Yes. Quite. Xander: Cavalry's here! Cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here. Oz: Do you steal weapons from the military often? Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make out own fun. Buffy: Oh! I know this one! "Slaying entails certain sacrifices--blah blah bity blah--I'm so stuffy. Give me a scone." Giles: It's as if you know me. Willow: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or anything at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away. Buffy: It's not that bad. Willow: It is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk. Xander: Let's stop this crazy whiligig of fun. I'm getting dizzy. Buffy: Pick up the pieces and keep them separate. Cordelia: Pieces? We get the pieces. Out jobs suck! Dru: I'm naming all the stars. Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the cieling. Also, it's day. Xander: Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan! (lights go out) Now I'm having a wiggins. Willow: Uh, I'm in Florence, Italy. I've rented a scooter that's parked outside. I'm in a little restaurant eating ziti and there are no more tables left, so they have to seat this guy with me... and it's John Cusack! Buffy: Very impressive. You have such an eye for detail. Willow: Cuz... with the ziti. Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there were only 12 grades. Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math, this could be mathier." Xander: Well that's not a perky birthday puppy. Willow: So much for our surprise party. I bought little hats and everything. Giles: We're having a party, tonight. Xander: Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny. Cordelia: Surprise! Oz: That pretty much sums it up. Dru: We're going to destroy the world. Want to come? Angelus: Yeah. Destroying the world. Great. But I'm more interested in the slayer. Spike: Well, she's *in* the world, so that could work. Willow: I'm going to have a hard time explaining this to my dad. Buffy: You think it will bother him? Willow: Ira Rosenburg's only daughter nailing crucifix's to her bedroom wall? I have to go over Xander's house just to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Buffy: I see your point. Willow: Although, it's worthwhile to see him do the Snoopy dance. Xander: All right! Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness. Willy: What are you gonna do with him [Angel], anyway? Spike: I'm thinking maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know. Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer Handbook insists on it. Willow: There's a Slayer's Handbook? Buffy: Wait! Handbook? What handbook? Willow: Is there a T-shirt? Cuz... that would be cool. Oz: Uh, yeah, I'm shot. Ya know, wow! It's odd... and painful. Xander: Forget it. Must have been my multiple personality guy talking. I call him "Idiot Jed", glutton for punishment. Willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my whole life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life. Buffy: Good for you. Willow: Well, I didn't choose yet. Xander: (to Giles) You ready to get down, you funky party weasel? Angelus: Don't you look spiffy! Judge: Spiffy? Giles: (off screen) Is everything all right? Buffy: Yeah, it's OK. Kendra killed the bad lamp. Xander: You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna make a big comback. Willow: And the abacus. Xander: Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci. Buffy: There's only one thing I didn't factor into all this: you're a thundering loony! Snyder: Where is she? Willow: Who? Snyder: You know who. Willow: You mean Buffy? I just saw her- Snyder: And don't feed me that "I just saw her a minute ago, she's around here somewhere" story. Willow: But I did... just see her a minute ago and she is... around here somewhere. Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock as big as this. Xander: You were a lousy clown! Your balloon animals were pathetic. Everyone can make a giraffe! Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm kinda nervous about it. It's interesting. Willow: Oh, well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say "yes." Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone... Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night? Willow: Oh, I can't! Oz: Well, see, I *like* that you're unpredictable. Drusilla: Miss Sunshine tells me you've had a visitor, but she worries. She wants to know what you and mean teacher talked about. Willow: Aha! I'm sorry, I just meant Aha! There's big evil a-brewin'. You'll never be bored here, Faith, cuz this is Sunnydale. Home of the big brewin' evil. Oz: Hey, I might be a cold blooded jelly donut, but my timing is impaccable. Willow: (laughing) Remember in 7th grade with the substitute? Xander: (laughs) Yeah, yeah the guy the antlers coming out of his belt! Willow: Ha ha, and the "Be my deputy!" Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. Snyder: The marching band needs new uniforms. Xander: Yeah, those tall, fuzzy hats ain't cheap. Oz: But they go with everything. WillowVamp: Bored now. This is the part that's less fun. When there isn't any screaming. That's all I can do now, but there will be much, much more later!