On the twelfth day of Christmas my RENTphreak
friend gave to me...

12 Moooooing Rushers

11 Ringing Cell-phones

10 Bottles of Red, Sparkly Lipstick

9 Fender Guitars

8 Yapping Akitas

7 Pairs of Vinyl Pants

6 Boxes of Captain Crunch

5 Miso Soups

4 Steaming Hotplates

3 Plane Tickets to Sante Fe

2 Dayz 4 U

and a Stripey "Mark" Sweater Stolen from Anthoneeeeeee!

Happy Holidays Y'all