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[When asked why he had so many lines on his jaw line]"Smiling and oral 
sex" Steven Tyler

"Steven's really funny. Like, he's got three or four grand tied up in 
a stereo system with four-track recorders in his living room and he 
sleeps on the floor on a pillow. He doesn't have a bed!" (He later
bought Steven a bed as a gift). Joey Kramer

"'Hole In My Soul' is a song I've been sitting on since Pump. At one 
point I thought, 'This isn't any good for Aerosmith. I'll give it to 
Julio Iglesias.' I figured it could be something in French, you
know? [croons] Joi de vie... mon ami... So you sit on an idea and keep 
trying to plug it in somewhere until it works." Steven Tyler

(When asked to tell the dirtiest joke he knew) "There was a young man 
from Kent, who had one so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, 
he stuck it in double and instead of coming he went!!!Hmmm Hhmmmhmmm"
-Steven Tyler

"I don't remember much of the '70s, or the '80s. Gee." Steven Tyler

"... it's much more fun to f*ck up onstage in front of people." Tyler

(When asked about the best revenge he had) "Our comeback." Steven Tyler

(When talking about the Internet) "I'm just like everybody else, I go 
right to f*cking sex.com" Steven Tyler

"I don't mind being away two or three from the family. I don't really 
mind that as much as Joe does." Steven Tyler
                                   
"Pervert? Could that possibly be me?" Steven Tyler

(When asked 'bout how does it felt to know that a million teens admire 
the band) "I feels naked at times."
                                   
(When asked if he had any good- luck rituals before concerts) "Does 
masturbation count? lol" Steven Tyler

"...one of the things that's kept Aerosmith around is diversity. We 
take pleasure in different flavors." 

(When talking about his daughter Liv) "I'm obviously very proud of her 
and her achievements. Although the name helps I think she would have 
made it on her talent alone." Steven Tyler

(When asked 'What has kept Aerosmith together all this years?') "Scotch 
brand cellophane tape." Tyler

(When asked what's his fav city in the world) "Mexico City." ST

(When asked what the band feels they have left to prove) "I don't know 
if it's anything to put in words. I guess we just feel like we have a 
potential that we haven't reached yet musically. Because you keep doing
it, and you keep learning new things, and you go, 'Wow, I want to do 
that on the next record!' That's all I can really thing of. I think 
when you see some of these bands get into their second decade, and they 
get fat and pudgy and bored, and they keep playing the same songs, it's
not because they ever ran out of ideas, it's because they're doing other
things in their lives that are killing their creativity. If the 
creative thing was there for your first couple of albums, it's always 
there - always there. You can always go play around in that playground." 
--Tom Hamilton

(On record companies) "When a band has been successful for their first 
few albums, then (the record company says) let's not let the band get 
in the way of making the next one good!"--Tom Hamilton

"I think what we wanted to do, without ever really saying it, was to be 
the American equivalent of all the great British bands like Cream, the 
Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin. They were all so classy and powerful sound
ing. We couldn't think of an American band like that. We wanted to be 
the first one."--Tom Hamilton

"I think I deserve to ask MTV a question. Do I have any roast Beef in 
my teeth I just ate." --Tom Hamilton

"(Talking about cover of Get a Grip)... Ayone who is clearly thinking 
knows we didn't go out and tourture some cow. We used a general anesth-
etic followed by a few hours in the recovery room. IT'S FAKE!!! The 
cow doesn't have anything stuck through it's udder!" -- Tom Hamilton

"Steven and Joe had an argument the first night about Joe playing too 
loud, and so began an Aerosmith tradition." --Tom Hamilton

(on opening for the Mahvishnu Orchestra) "John McLaughlin and the band 
would meditate before they started playing, and as you might imagine, 
we weren't into meditating. We'd already found our own way to meditate, 
chemiacally." --Tom Hamilton

"I remember when Joe left, he gave an interview that really hurt me. 
He said, 'Aerosmith is not ready for the Eighties.' That hurt. It hurt 
because he was right. I though about that on New Year's Eve, when we 
were playing this great gig at home in Boston. It was my birthday, and 
I was thinking that Aerosmith is a band ready for the Nineties. We have
a future now. For a while we didn't have one. It's one hell of a nice 
thing to have." --Hamilton