A woman was standing in front of her mirror looking at her breasts. Her husband came in and asked her what she was doing. She said, "Well, I think they're too small. I think I am going to go get a breast enlargement."
Her husband said, "Oh Hon, you don't have to go through all that. Just go into the bathroom, get some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts everyday. You'll see, it'll do the trick."
"Really?", the wife said. "Yeah sure, it worked for your butt!"
