A new teacher of an elementary school class decided to use some of the techniques she had learned in her psychology class on her new little students.

She said "If there is anyone in this class that thinks that they are stupid, please stand up."

No one stood up for several seconds. Then little Johnny slowly rose from his desk.

The teacher said "Johnny, do you feel stupid?"

He said "No, but I hated to see you standing up there all by yourself."

The Pope, Billy Graham and Oral Roberts were all in a car that had an accident and they all died. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said "I'm sorry guys, we weren't quite ready for all of you, so until we get your rooms ready, we've arranged for you rooms at Satan's place. But don't worry, we'll get you in as soon as we can."

Later, Satan calls God in irritation. "Look here, Jay, you've got to get these guys out of here! They are trouble." God says "What's wrong, Lucy?" Satan says "Well, if you must know....The Pope has forgiven everybody, Billy Graham has saved everybody and Oral Roberts has raised enough money to AIR CONDITION the whole damn place!!!!!!!"


Tracey Carruthers

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Phoenix, AZ
United States



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