"God Damnit, I did not have an anal probe"
"Nah, He always pukes when he's in love"
Ass.wav
"I'm gonna look buff"
"Yah I want cheesy poofs"
"Come Sail Away"
"Get through door"
"God, Damn that's a big fat ass"
"Hillbilly Dick"
"No Kitty"
"Me, Eric Cartman"
"Mom, can you get me weight gein 4000?"
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"
"I've got a nice body"
"PeACE wENDY"
"Poptarts are frosted"
"Rainbows piss me off"
"Revenge is so very,very sweeet"
"I'm lookin' totally rip"
"Dolphins are on ryebread"
"Screw you hippy"
"Chooping off wee wee's is not cool"
"Tree Huggin Hippy Crap"
"kick Ass"
"When Is This on the air"
"Talk about wide load"

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