• Brenda is now working for the CIA an no longer exists as we knew her.

• Myra joined a religious group and went to Tibet to practice her beliefs and live in the mountians as a hermit.

• Nancy was determined to walk around the world and in her travels she met "Mr. Rite" and the happy couple has not been heard from since.

• Lynda has locked herself in a motel room in Las Vegas and refuses any type of communication until she has written the number one selling book of all times.

• The last anyone heard from Tasha, she said she had booked passage on the Titanic and would call as soon as she could after the ship docked.

• Tristin was determined to marry into the mob and see if she could get her own territory. Of course, everyone thought she was just saying that because the others have such colorful lives. Everyone had to re- think her entire life when her car was found on the parking lot of a major food chain that was known to be owned by the Mafia. The note on the front seat said that if anyone tried to find her, they would be put on a hit list. No one tried.

• Bobbi, being the fun-loving girl that she is, has moved to Acme City. She is determined to 'Catch them all' at Kevin's Pokemon Farm.

• Demitri has discovered the 'Lost City of Atlantis' and is currently digging somewhere in the Gobi desert.

• Likewise, Evette found a tiny piece of gold she claims came from the 'Lost Dutchman Gold Mine', so she is digging up the Rocky Mountains.

• Lily, however, has a major problem. She is living in her back yard because her house was taken over by angry trolls. Now we all know that trolls are not real. Some one made them up so they could write stories about bridges and goats. Lily is perfectly happy living in the back yard with all those 'little people'. I was really worried about the troll thing but Lily assured me that she no longer cares about living in the house. Next month the 'little people' are going to make her their queen and she will move into their palace.

• Bessie,

• Wilma Jean,

• Patricia, and

• Michelle, have formed a trio and have gone on a road tour. They could be found every night, singing and playing their instruments at the back of their old station wagon. They were known as the 'Fairlane Five' until the station wagon had to be replaced. Now they call themselves the 'Volvo Trio'.

• Elizabeth thinks she's the next queen and refuses to have anything to do with common people. If you're not royalty, don't bother.

• Francis thinks she is a double agent and goes around to all the fried chicken places trying to sell a secret recipie to Harlan Sanders.

• Markie and

• Joe went to Europe to sell their paintings. In just a few days, they had earned enough money to rent a room. They were running short on supplies so they borrowed a few paintings from a large building in Paris that had tons of paintings. They hoped to sell the paintings they borrowed, buy supplies and paint some more pictures to return to the building they borrowed then from. Everything was going along pretty good. They set the paintings on their easels and pretended to paint the lovely pictures. Then, a man in a blue uniform asked which one of them was Paul Cezanne and which one was Eugene Delacroix! Needless to say, contacting them would be quite useless.

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Nothing on these pages is worth the hassle. Everything was either (1) free or (2) has the owners name on it. Oh yes, there is the other thing. The permission stuff. If it is not free and does not have someones name on it, then (3) we have a copy of the Email that gives us permission to use it! Of course, if it doesn't fit into (1), (2), or (3) then it was (4) stolen.

After reading about us, do you really want to suggest that we would stoop that low? In case you would even consider thinking about it, read the OTHER disclaimer!