"I'm bad. A cool cat. In control and on the prowl.
You're not laughing at me are you?
I'll stalk you next!"

"This is a cat frown.
My best evil eye.
Do not attempt to flash that camera in my face again!"

"So, here I am all happy and contented laying across her lap.
Then I just let myself slip between her lap and the sofa!
Squished and still happy and contented.
I do it all the time!"

"If he teases me, I'll get him back.
I'll hide under the table until he walks by,
then I'll run out real quick and hit his shoes with my paws.
BAP! BAP! That'll teach him not to mess with this kitty!"

"This is my play pose.
Wanna play?
If you run, I'll chase you!"