We have written almost every song for our album "I can't Believe it's not Mayonaise" ,but we still have to practice them and record them. Here is a list of the song's titles and lyrics....

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LYRICS

	I am just a kid, don't expect too much from me.
I know I'm stupid. Why are you yelling at me? 
and I'm failing all my tests.
I'm sorry, but I'm not the best.
So mom it's time you realize that I'm just a stupid kid.
Yeah I'm just a stupid kid.
I try real hard, but that doesn't seem to work.
I'm a retard, a stupid, strung-out little jerk.

	Come on Mommy, I've tried so hard today.
I knew I would make you proud....
Hello Daddy, Are you still mad at me?
Are you going to hit me again?
and this is all fake...Well that's all I'll take.
I'm starting to break....
Please God help me I know you can hear me...
Why are you giving me all this pain?
and all the abuse really gets me so sad...
Am I of no use...Am I all that bad?

	I am not afraid and I am not the same...
Because I found out the truth about you.
and I realize that we never saw eye to eye...
yeah and we never saw eye to eye...
I lock myself in my room, and i jerk off while I think of you.
and say things used to be so strange...
When you didn't know...

	Serina I know you are the one...
and I will find you one of these days...I have just begun.
Serina...Save me from myself...
and I know you'll find me somehow..
but my life is getting so hard
and I don't know if I can go on so far.
so one day maybe you could save me and I would be alright.
and one day maybe you could free me and we could be happy.
but I'm alone for tonight.
and I'll try to stay alive.

	So you don't know who I am...Well, I am not superman.
Yeah. I'm another man...I'm spiderman.
Yeah. And I lurk in the night. Yeah.
My eyes are big and white, but I don't care anymore...
I have spider man in my pants...Yeah.
I have spiderman on my mind.
In my head, all the time, blue and red...
Life's a drag when you're spiderman...
Life's so bad when you're spiderman...
Yeah.