14Lamer:9,1[La-mah] (noun) : 1. a person who is lame. 2. a person that resorts to attempted flooding when their intelligence is challenged -- 4\\ also see Troll or Chooch for more info // --Example of a lamer: $$1 
14slaps $$1 over the head with a FAQ manual labeled9,1"Netiquette Dos and Donts" -- does $$1 get a CLUE -- we shall see...
14slaps $$1 around a while with her big 4red autoexec.bat !
14Chooch:9,1[Choo-ch] (noun): a person, usually a 4Newbie, that gets so brave behind the safety of the computer screen that they insult everyone around them. Unfortunately, their intelligence is so very limited, that their remarks are usually limited to references about your mother. 9,1Yes we are describing  $1 $+ . 4<--- sucks to be you
14grabs her mini tower and rams it up $$1's butt
14slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
14 sneaks up behind $$1 and puts a live tarantula down $$1 $+ 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
14sticks a RED HOT curling iron in $1's ear and swishes $$?="his or her"  brain around for awhile... hmm where'd it go??
14wraps her hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face!