These quotes were collected from a variety of sources. Some are good to live by, others are just "classic". I've listed where each quote comes from if possible. Enjoy! (there's a lot more to come)

"Is that a term of affection or do you just not like me" - Kagato (Tenchi Muyo; after being called a name and then attacked)

"To die is not shameful, but better you than me." - Hattori Hanzo (Samurai Shodown)

"The Black Wind begins to blow..." - Magus (Crono Trigger; just before kicking your ass)

One of my friends once said that the beauty of the Simpson's is the way it applies to all aspects of life. That, and it's freakin' hilarious!

"You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return??" - Homer

"I did what any loving husband would do; I reached out to some violent mobsters." - Homer

"And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon...except for the popsicle-stick skyscraper...and the 50ft magnifying glass...and the escalator to nowhere..." - Marge

"While working on a flat-tax proposal, I accidentally proved there is no God." - Homer

"Oh Lord, please bless this rocket house, and all those who dwell within the rocket house..." - Homer

"Oh yeah? What're you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" - Homer

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T..." - Homer

"In your FACE, space coyote!" - Homer

"Save me, Jee-buz!" - Homer

"Me fail English? That's un-possible!" - Ralph Wiggum

"I'm learn-ding!" - Ralph Wiggum

"When I grow up I wanna be a principle or a caterpillar." - Ralph Wiggum

"Finally! A way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people!" - Homer

"Ooh, look at me! I'm making people ha~ppy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop La~ne.." - Homer

"You're not as stupid as you look...or sound...or that our best testing indicates" - Mr. Burns

"You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLay-ming." - Homer

"They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!" - Homer

"Holy flurking shnit!" - Commander Kang

"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!" - Commander Kang

"Look out! He's got a board with a nail in it!" - Kodos

"The Sun? That's the hottest place on Earth!" - Homer

A general does not need knowledge of tactics, strategy, movement, or any other military matter. He only needs the perception to recognize men who do have such knowledge, the intelligence to put them in positions of authority and the willpower to let them do what they do best and not hinder their efforts with his own desire for glory." - L5R

"If you cannot say what you mean, then you can never mean what you say." - Centauri Minister of Intelligence (B5)

"A beautiful woman is a blessing to the soul; a paradise to the eyes and a curse to the purse." - Fortune Cookie fortune

"If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - Binary "God" (Futurama)

"There is more than one way to strike at an unaware enemy..." - Kuni Yori (L5R)

"Do not be wary of men who take risks with titles and lands, be wary of men who have nothing to lose." - The Tao of Shinsei (L5R)

"The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure." - Kuno Tatewaki (Ranma 1/2)

"There’s a lot been written about it. The bond between a man and his automobile. How he hates it sometimes, mostly how he loves it. Showers gifts on it in the way of accecssories and all that. He gets hysterical if somebody scratches the paint, or makes it lose face on the freeway. Maybe some of those feelings got into the machine.." - Jim Douglas (The Love Bug)

"There's nothing that appeals to a man more than his ex" - ep. of Allie McBeal

"Why do men like watching women fight?"
"Men don't care what women are doing as long as they're touching."
- ep. of Girlfriends

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely." - Oscar Wilde