"How to Annoy the IRS" (Without Getting In Trouble!).  {It's 
definitely payback time - IRS has admitted to harassing us 
all these years.  Let's get 'em!}
  1.  Always put staples in the right hand corner.  Go ahead 
       and put  them down the whole right side.  The extractors 
       who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out 
       any staples on the right side.
  2.  Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing 
       the right way.  Put a few upside down and backwards.  That 
       way they have to remove all your staples, rearrange your 
       paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).
  3.  Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it
       dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener
       doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.
  4.  If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, send two or  
       three party check.  On top of paying with a third party check,
       pay one of the dollars you owe in cash.  When an extractor
       receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take 
       it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.
  5.  Write a little letter of appreciation.  Any letter received has to 
       be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on.
  6.  Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional.
       Like on the back of a Kroger sack. 
  7.  When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a
       single EZ form).  Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted
       differently than regular business size ones.  An added bonus to
       the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so
the 
       workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.
  8.  If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly
       envelope to your half destroyed form.
  9.  Always put extra paper clips on your forms.  Any foreign
       fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.
10.  Sign your name in ink on every page.  Any signature has to 
       be verified and then date stamped.
 
These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do 
with the IRS.  These methods are ONLY recommended when 
you owe money.