I'm a figure skater and I was planning on skating to Titanic music this
year. Well anyways, my coach was taking the CD out of the CD player and
she accidently dropped it on the ice. I was screaming, "MY BABY! MY
BABY!" Well anyways she offered to replace it if it was damaged. So I go
home and I play it and it sounds fine, but I start scratching up so she
can buy me a new one because this one was so worn out. The thing I did
bad? I damaged WHITE STAR LINE PROPERTY!!!!!! Okay. Joke.

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 There is this totally annoying girl, Alisha, and she copies EVERYTHING
that I do. It gets beyond annoying, especially when she starts flipping
her hair like me and bitting her nails like me. It's like she's trying
to be my clone! Well anyways, when I admitted to the world that I was in
love with Leo, she followed suit. Well anyways after like half a year of
her buying the exact T-shirts as me, and everything, I was so sick and
tired of it that I blurted out that Leo sucked (while dying inside) I
said I was in love with Hanson (while trying to suppress gagging sounds)
That's not even the worse part: I said Leo wasn't acting in Total
Eclipse! How could I? I am so ashamed of myself. But I was desperate to
get that little twerp off my back. But I guess my unbearable strategy
worked: the next day, Alisha waltzed in with a smiley, faggoty Hanson
shirt.

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