JESUS said, "Let the children come to me." Matt.19:14 Knock Knock ............Who's There?... Sanctuary..................Sanctuary who?. Sanctuary much Clarissa has Introduced the teachings of the Bible through humor
and song since 1987. She performs for churches, schools, hospitals, birthday and office
parties, and other places and events. Occasionally, Clarissa's quiet but clever friend Clyde will show up,
and help her along with counsel and comedy. Last night I had a real treat, I went to this resturant and had a,
regular meatloaf dinner, I wanted the Mexican meatloaf but
the waitress told me I need to be 65 to get the senior meal. Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his
Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to
ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so
the man said, "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce." The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's
underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors,
and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That
will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest", the
loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started
to walk away. "Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I
found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you
need to borrow $5,000?" The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in
Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?
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