"THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE SOUNDS."


Alot of these files may take a while to download, I assure you they will be worth the time.

Old "STAR TREK".

about.wav.....Kirk wondering What is happening!

deadjim.wav.....Doc MCcoy, explaining the condition of that one person you had never seen on a "STAR TREK" episode previously.

destcomp.wav.....A good error message!

emotion.wav.....Spock's classic line.

kirkhere.wav.....Kirk on his communicator.

"STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION"

captmail.wav.....A good Chat message wav.

engage.wav.....Piquard, saying step on the gas!

makitso.wav.....Piquard, telling someone to get it done.

nggetshp.wav.....The Captain is saying "GOOD BYE" to an unwanted guest, I use this one to close AOL.

nolike.wav.....Number 1 letting someone know that he does'nt care if they like him.

"MY FAVORITE LINES, FROM THE MOVIES"

"AUSTIN POWERS"

austin.wav.....All of his little sayings in one file. This one takes about 9 min. to download.

"CASABLANCA"

bogart.wav.....Bogie, making a new friend.

"TOMBSTONE"

hucklb.wav.....Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. i use this as my instant message sound.

"ALIENS"

gameovr.wav.....The guy you wanted to kill yourself!!

"HOME ALONE"

keister.wav.....The guy in the movie Kevin was watching, then recorded to scare the pizza delivery boy.

"TAXI DRIVER"

talk2me.wav.....Something almost every man has looked in the mirror and said.

"BACK TO THE FUTURE"

mcfly.wav.....The Line that people still use, when someone just isn't getting it!!!

"HILLARIOUS"

fword.wav.....DO NOT play this one if you are easily offended, or have children near!!! Also this is a long file.

busted.wav.....This wav is very funny. however, it does contain foul language. It is also a long file.

giligan.wav.....The theme from Giliigans Island, with AOL hating lyrics. also a long file.

mansong.wav.....A very funny song written and performed by a comic named Sean Morey, whom i had the pleasure of meeting once. not as long as the others.

online.wav.....If you remember AOL in the early day's you will love this one.

snowman.wav.....Another funny song. It is a long file.

"THE SIMPSONS"

doh.wav.....this one needs no explanation.

moe.wav.....My favorite bartender.

moe2.wav.....Another one of Moe the bartender.

krusty.wav.....My favorite clown....and i don't like clowns all that much!!

"ERNEST GOES TO KEITHS WEB PAGE"

knowhut.wav.....knowhatimean.

hivern.wav.....Ernest saying howdy to his neighbor.

"COMEDIANS"

sam.wav.....Sam Kinnison screaming.

deepthght.wav.....The late great Phil Hartman.

hateboss. wav.....Phil again.

sassy.wav.....Another Phil.

excuse.wav.....Steve Martin saying he's sorry.

getsmall.wav.....Steve, when he was funny.

realname.wav.....Steve again.

workfor.wav.....One more Steve.

pryor.wav.....Richard telling someone off.

peewee.wav.....That original chuckle.

"TACO BELL DOG"

tacobell.wav

"ASSORTED"

lafftrak.wav.....people from a studio audience laughing.

tarzan.wav.....Tarzan's famous call.

WELL THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!! MORE COMING SOON