about.wav.....Kirk wondering What is happening!
deadjim.wav.....Doc MCcoy, explaining the condition of that one person you had never seen on a "STAR TREK" episode previously.
destcomp.wav.....A good error message!
emotion.wav.....Spock's classic line.
kirkhere.wav.....Kirk on his communicator.
captmail.wav.....A good Chat message wav.
engage.wav.....Piquard, saying step on the gas!
makitso.wav.....Piquard, telling someone to get it done.
nggetshp.wav.....The Captain is saying "GOOD BYE" to an unwanted guest, I use this one to close AOL.
nolike.wav.....Number 1 letting someone know that he does'nt care if they like him.
austin.wav.....All of his little sayings in one file. This one takes about 9 min. to download.
bogart.wav.....Bogie, making a new friend.
hucklb.wav.....Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. i use this as my instant message sound.
gameovr.wav.....The guy you wanted to kill yourself!!
keister.wav.....The guy in the movie Kevin was watching, then recorded to scare the pizza delivery boy.
talk2me.wav.....Something almost every man has looked in the mirror and said.
mcfly.wav.....The Line that people still use, when someone just isn't getting it!!!
fword.wav.....DO NOT play this one if you are easily offended, or have children near!!! Also this is a long file.
busted.wav.....This wav is very funny. however, it does contain foul language. It is also a long file.
giligan.wav.....The theme from Giliigans Island, with AOL hating lyrics. also a long file.
mansong.wav.....A very funny song written and performed by a comic named Sean Morey, whom i had the pleasure of meeting once. not as long as the others.
online.wav.....If you remember AOL in the early day's you will love this one.
snowman.wav.....Another funny song. It is a long file.
doh.wav.....this one needs no explanation.
moe.wav.....My favorite bartender.
moe2.wav.....Another one of Moe the bartender.
krusty.wav.....My favorite clown....and i don't like clowns all that much!!
knowhut.wav.....knowhatimean.
hivern.wav.....Ernest saying howdy to his neighbor.
sam.wav.....Sam Kinnison screaming.
deepthght.wav.....The late great Phil Hartman.
hateboss. wav.....Phil again.
sassy.wav.....Another Phil.
excuse.wav.....Steve Martin saying he's sorry.
getsmall.wav.....Steve, when he was funny.
realname.wav.....Steve again.
workfor.wav.....One more Steve.
pryor.wav.....Richard telling someone off.
peewee.wav.....That original chuckle.
lafftrak.wav.....people from a studio audience laughing.
tarzan.wav.....Tarzan's famous call.