The Barney Conspiracy

Those who have subscribed to our newsletter already have a little backround on this, but there is so much more to the story. The evidence will certainly silence those who will scoff at the idea. OK, here we go, the lovable purple dinosaur that is beloved by children everywhere is in fact....a porno addict.


The Evidence

The first and best of the evidence I collected is an actuall CNN story. Apparently, several hundred "defective" Barney sing along books were printed containing nudity. The publisher claimed this was an accident at the printing plant in China, but I know better. Also, the nudity was in conjuction with an astrology add. So Barney is also into astrology! It wont be long before you will hear, "The stars predict I love you!". Click Here to see the CNN story.

Not only we, The Conspiracy Guys, know of this though. Others have made claims. Anyone who has seen the movie "Mafia" will remember the seen in which Barney is seen watching pornography, before he is harpooned by an Eskimo assasin. Obviously those who wrote the script knew of Barney's addiction.

It doesn't stop there. One of the infamous "Ate My Balls" sites is about barney. You've probably heard about those sites. Theres a "Ate My Balls" site for nearly every celebrity, including David Hasselhof and Mr. T. The author talks much of Barneys secret addiction. I hope now you've been enlightened.