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Whats With Fox!? You've all had it happen to you. Your sitting around watching TV when a commercial suddenly flashes on. New special, Worlds Wildest Police Chases 10!. You know their all the same, but you must watch it. Half way through the show youre almost bored to death, but still can't pull away. Why? As Scotty would say, "She aint got the power sir, I dont a know if I can a holder much longer!" Read below to find out what Fox is up to. |
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The Fox Conspiracy Now for the conspiracy. All fox specials are recycled and a few new narratives are added. Down in Evil Fox Headquarters Land (EVIL!),
the as of yet unknown leader starts musing, "How about a new special, I'm in the mood for something about animals. I got it, When Good Interns go Bad: The Monica Lewinsky Story, or howabout some disgusting employees who like messing up food!" After watching some of those videos, I know why James Bond always asked for his drinks "Shaken, not stirred." But why are we so compelled to watch them? What could be so addicting as animals mauling people? Fox's stupid commercials! For weeks they they show tons of commercials for these cheesy specials, only to show the same car chase clips as before. Although I must admit watching a dummy on a bycicle fall off a cliff was quite amusing. Obviosly these commercials contain secret mind control images , wedged right between the guy spitting in a kettle of soup, and the guy licking a pizza! After being made to watch these stupid "specials?" we sit stupified, unable to move until its over. |
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