The Al Gore Conspiracy

This conspiracy was written by Captain Jack. About a week ago I was cruising the information super-highway when I found a link to a place called Gore2000. If you have some compulsion to go there Click Here

Anyways, I was fascinated to see what sort sick, shoddy, web site Al I Like Viagra Gore had paid some stupid web designer to make. When I saw the page itself, I recognized what evil intentions Mr. Gore had. When the Y2K bug strikes, (Obviosly pre-planned by Mr. Evil himself) He quickly robs a bank, buys the the Smithsonian, blows up the constitution, Throws out the first family, and declares martial law in D.C. ensuring his protection against the evil, alien/McDonalds employees who also will try to take over the world! In the ensuing maddness Gore claims he saved the U.S., America loves him and he is now leader of America! This is only part 1, part 2 describes how he will take over the world!

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