Jean Jackets. whats there to like about them? they're extremely uncomfortable. and the zipper. oh man, is that bad. you try to zip the jacket up and the zipper gets caught. you pull as hard as you can, and the zipper rockets up and gets caught on your chin causing miserable pain. But I'm really writing this to inform you of the danger of the people who wear these devilish denim duds(aka Jean Jackets). Above, you see 3 different types of jean jackets; light brown, traditional blue, and black. they are all different and dangerous in their own way. Here is a description of all the jackets. Blue Jean Jacket worn by young punks, generally between the ages of 9-12. If you laugh at these punks, they will do something that will embarass you greatly and damage you socially. For example, they might pull your pants down, or they might trip you when you are carrying your lunch on a tray in front of many people, or they might tell everyone that you liked McDonalds food(that last one can do a lot of harm- see the McDonalds Conspiracy). They are extra dangerous when worn with a backwards hat with highwater, tight jeans.If the hat has a cartoon character on it, consider yourself dead. Light Brown Jean Jacket worn by those 30 years and up usually. these jean jacket wearers are the least damaging of the three, in a sense. they are often worn by those who have a pungent odor surrounding them. they usually have no respect for mankind or anything else, dead or alive. These guys are usually extremely ugly, and are too lazy to get a job. they are extra dangerous if they are wearing one of those french hats which is often seen. They do immatue things like put you ina headlock so you have to smell their armpits. Black Jean Jackets worn by teenagers through 20s. Usually wearers of black denim jackets are murderers, arsonists, child molesters, or con artists. they are never cleanly shaven, and always have scars on their face.their spit is brown or yellow, and their teeh are gold or silver. you are in deep trouble if you see a black jean jacket with a Harley Davidson logo on the back of it. if this guy has white hair, he's gonna kidnap you. if he has red hair, he's gonna burn something down. brown hair, he's a con artist, and back hair, well, watch out for the gun in his jacket. The conspiracy is that there is an organization of Jean Jacket wearers who are trying to take over the government. They are off to a good start. Governer Jesse Ventura of Minnesota wears a jean jacket on occasion. He is part of the black jackets. Bill Gates has a blue jacket. And Boris Yeltsin of Russia is an avid wearer of the light brown group. Those three are the leaders of their jacket divisions, and there are more we have yet to find very much out about. the dark brown jacketeers that smell like cigars are led by Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba. The silver jacketeers led by the backstreet boys.Those too are not known enough for us too give an accurate reading. But we can tell you that the silver jacketeers are followed by predominantly girls, who scream a lot and really love their leaders. Thanks for reading this conspiracy. An update on more jacket groups will come.