The White Conspiracy

I have a conspiracy to report. This one isn't your ordinary conspiracy. I call it THE WHITE COSPIRACY. I have a huge background behind this one,and here's how it works. As you read the following think if you have experienced this. You wake up early one morning. You know something bad is going to happen. You can feel danger in the air, Because you have good senses. You open your drawer to find your white pants hanging out of the drawer because your drawer is already crammed with old size 15-10 pants that reach almost down to your thighs. So you take out you incredibly baggy pants, which you only have one pair.You put them on. Suddenly, out of the corner of your eyes you see...a white shirt.You put it on.Strangely enough,it matches. For the first time in your life, your clothes match. You go eat breakfast."YUMMY!" you say as you see the waffles on a plate covered by a thick covering of syrup. You grab a fork and start scarfing down your waffles, when suddenly you realize that there is no syrup satisfying your taste buds. you look at your shirt to see an ocean of syrup on your shirt. That really angers you. So you decide to drink some grape juice. you take a sip of the juice and discover that it is not stirred. You come up with a solution. You chug down 1/2 of a gallon of grape juice and start shaking your head rapidly in hopes of it stirring up in your mouth. than suddenly you cough. The juice stains your shirt and your white pants. You have nothing to wear now. So you must now convince your classmates that you wear cargo tie died pants with a Nike odor emmiting shirt...syrup flavor. Your tie dye idea or you state of the art Tee shirt idea doesn't work. You are humiliated until lunch. Than things change.You are even more humiliated. You find out that Nalleys Big Chunk Beef Stew stains. and smells. Has something like this ever happened to you? If so, please contact us through the Electro Cyber Conspiracy Hotline(ECCH).