Why does she deserve the title? Well... maybe these snippets from her webpage will make that clear:

(on the issue of women wearing tight white tanktops in action films)

"Why do the women all seem to be wearing miracle bras that relocate their cleavage to about 2 inches below their necks? As a female myself I know how ridiculous this is. Park Rangers do not run around with cleavage all over the place. Who would they be impressing, the lizards? ... And, trust me again, if you are running at top speed and diving behind things you do not want your breasts falling out. Nothing hampers a good chase sequence like a pair of boobs flapping in the wind."

(on Barbie)

"I had Barbies and I had fun with them. Of course many of my fun moments resulted in Barbies with wildly cut and dyed hair, pierced bodies and experiments with flying. I also remember thinking 'How does she walk on her toes all day?'"

(on Xena)

"You may watch and then say 'Role model? Bah! Look at that cleavage.' I will respond 'Yes, Xena is well endowed but that isn't just for our viewing pleasure. That is the Cleavage of Doom. She can launch a dagger from between those babies!'"

(on calvin klein)

"Using real people - Yes, CK's latest model is some homeless guy he picked up off the street. How kind of him to give this guy a chance where being unwashed, underweight, and strung out is a good thing!"

(on the lesbian fantasy)

"Unfortunately it's hip to be a lesbian. It's cool to walk around and kiss girls on the lips, but not deep kisses, just pecks. It's Girl Power. This is unfortunate because girls do it just because it's cool and because, horror of horrors, guys think it's cool. The ultimate blasphemy - pretending to be attracted to women in order to land a man."

(on judgements)

"I judge people by their appearance. You may be smart, gifted in writing and eat at Denny's but if you're wearing Nikes, a baseball cap and CK shirt chances are I won't talk to you. Chances are that you wouldn't talk to me either. Oh well. That's the way things go."

Everytime I see another section of Zoe's page, I find myself chuckling happily and wishing I could bestow much Pixy Stix upon her and watch old reruns of Pee Wee's Playhouse with her.