To the best of my knowledge the following cat haiku are all Public Domain. I have no idea who wrote them. If anyone knows the author(s) and/or copyright status, I'd appreciate an e-mail. Same thing applies to other stuff on my site. You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand New rule tomorrow In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning Blur of motion, then -- silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I can just hide my head. I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! A Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams! My claws aren't that sharp ... The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Cup Hockey" We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt?