Dale & Pat`s IRC Builder-3

Dale & Pat`s IRC Builder-3

To make your own IRC you will need to join a home page service such as Tripod, Geocities or Angelfire. You will also need to know how to Cut Copy and Paste, and how to use a transloader. "Note the Transloader is not necessary to building your new IRC but i will include a link to it anyway" I will include a link to these services that will explain each one. Besure to hit your return key in each part before you cut copy & paste to activate the cursor to aviod copying the whole page.

IRC`S made using Angelfire might not work correct. This IRC uses JavaScript and the codes are very sensitive. One mistake will effect if the IRC works are not. Please becareful when editing your IRC.

If you are having problems building your IRC go here for the answers to the questions i am asked the most: Questions & Answers
Tripod Geocities Angelfire Transloader Domania FreeLoader
Ron`s Transloader 411 Help Page WTV Addons StonerCity
Basic Copy Cut & Paste Cut Copy & Paste Questions
Questions & Answers Dale & Pat`s IRC`S
Our Other IRC Builders Dale & Pat`s Main Page
You Can Find More IRC Builders Scripts And Addons At D & C`s IRC Resource Site
Special thanks to ReadyTeddy(TheProfessor), Ron`s At the beach, The Chat Cafe, StonerCity, and WTV Addons, D & C`s IRC Resources for letting me link to there pages.
Always make a few extra copies of your IRC by using the copy option in your filemanger. This way incase something goes wrong while editing you always have another working copy to fall back on. "NEVER USE THE BACK KEY WHILE EDITING YOUR IRC" This will cause the codes in Part-2 to jump out of align.

DIRECTIONS Cut and copy Part-1. Go to your Homepage filemanger. Create a new page. Name it what you want your IRC to be named. End it in .html (Example My-IRC.html). Paste it to that page. Click on save. Cut, copy, and paste the remaining Parts to the same html file "page" clicking on save each time. Make all changes to the IRC from the edit area of your filemanager.

Questions & Answers

Click Here For Example Of This IRC. IRC-3

PART-1 Cut copy and paste this part first. Make these two changes. Where you see "PUT NAME OF YOUR IRC HERE" delete this and put in the name of your IRC. Then where you see "PUT ROOM NAME HERE OR LEAVE BLANK" delete this and put in the room you want the IRC to take you to. "Note you can leave room name blank". Put the URL for a image where it says PUT LOGO HERE.

 <html> <body bgcolor=darkblue transition="wipeup" onLoad="timer=setTimeout('sendWelcome()',10 000)"> <body bgcolor=black fontsize=large display address="NAME" nologo logo="PUT LOGO HERE" onLoad="Enter()//"> <head> <title>PUT IRC NAME HERE</title></head>  <script language="JavaScript"> alert ("PUT ALERT HERE") var serv=prompt('Enter Server Name. ','chat.talkcity.com') var port=prompt('Enter Port Number','7000') var channel=prompt('Enter A Room Name, ','PUT A ROOM NAME HERE OR LEAVE BLANK') var key=prompt('Enter Room Ops Code ( or leave blank )','') document.write('<wtvchat host='+serv+' port='+port+' channel=#'+channel+' key='+key+'>') </script> 

PART-2 Make no changes to this part."Except you can add a top image if you want".

  <CENTER> </CENTER> <script language=JavaScript> function addMessage() { Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['m'].elements['c'].value) document.forms['m'].elements['c'].value = "" } </script> <script language=JavaScript> function addMessage() { Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['m'].elements['c'].value) document.forms['m'].elements['c'].value = "" } </script> </form> <SCRIPT Language=JavaScript> function placeMessage9(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msgmeinputform'].elements['meginput'].value+" "+document.forms['msginputform'].elements['msginput'].value) document.forms['msginputform'].elements['msginput'].value = ""} function placeMessage2(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform2'].elements['meinput2'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform2'].elements['msinput2'].value) document.forms['msinputform2'].elements['msinput2'].value = ""} function placeMessage3(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform3'].elements['meinput3'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform3'].elements['msinput3'].value) document.forms['msinputform3'].elements['msinput3'].value = ""} function placeMessage4(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform4'].elements['meinput4'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform4'].elements['msinput4'].value) document.forms['msinputform4'].elements['msinput4'].value = ""} function placeMessage5(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform5'].elements['meinput5'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform5'].elements['msinput5'].value) document.forms['msinputform5'].elements['msinput5'].value = ""} function placeMessage6(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform6'].elements['meinput6'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform6'].elements['msinput6'].value) document.forms['msinputform6'].elements['msinput6'].value = ""} function placeMessage7(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform7'].elements['meinput7'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform7'].elements['msinput7'].value) document.forms['msinputform7'].elements['msinput7'].value = ""} function placeMessage8(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform8'].elements['meinput8'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform8'].elements['msinput8'].value) document.forms['msinputform8'].elements['msinput8'].value = ""} function placeMessage11(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform11'].elements['meinput11'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform11'].elements['msinput11'].value) document.forms['msinputform11'].elements['msinput11'].value = ""} function placeMessage12(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform12'].elements['meinput12'].value+" "+document.forms['msinputform12'].elements['msinput12'].value) document.forms['msinputform12'].elements['msinput12'].value = ""} </script> <script language=JavaScript> function addMessage(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['chatinputform'].elements['chatinput'].value)document.forms['chatinputform'].elements['chatinput'].value=""} </script> <spacer> <script language=JavaScript> function openWhisperPanel(){window.open('whisper.panel','whisper')} </script> <spacer> <script language=JavaScript> function sendMsg(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msgnickinputform'].elements['nickinput'].value+""+document.forms['msginputform'].elements['msginput'].value)document.forms['msginputform'].elements['msginput'].value=" "} </script> <script language=JavaScript> function sendMsg2(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msgnickinputform2'].elements['nickinput2'].value+""+document.forms['msginputform2'].elements['msginput2'].value)document.forms['msginputform2'].elements['msginput2'].value=" "} </script> <script language=JavaScript> function placeMessage(){Chat.addChannelMessage(""+document.forms['msmeinputform'].elements['meinput'].value+""+document.forms['msinputform'].elements['msinput'].value)document.forms['msinputform'].elements['msinput'].value=" "} </script> <script language="JavaScript"> function addWho() { Chat.addChannelMessage("/who ") } </script> <script language="JavaScript"> function addWho() { Chat.addChannelMessage("/who ") } </script> <script langauge="JavaScript"> var wtvid = 'WebTVer' if ( navigator.appCodeName != 'bowser') { history.go(-1) } if ( navigator.appVersion.indexOf('1.',0) !=-1) { wtvid = 'Classic'; } if ( navigator.appVersion.indexOf('2.',0) !=-1) { wtvid = 'Plus' } function setCookie(name, value, expires, path, domain, secure) { var curCookie = name + "=" + escape(value) + ((expires) ? "; expires=" + expires.toGMTString() : "") + ((path) ? "; path=" + path : "") + ((domain) ? "; domain=" + domain : "") + ((secure) ? "; secure" : ""); document.cookie = curCookie; } function getCookie(name) { var dc = document.cookie; var prefix = name + "="; var begin = dc.indexOf(prefix); if (begin == -1) return null; var end = document.cookie.indexOf(";", begin); if (end == -1) end = dc.length; return unescape(dc.substring(begin + prefix.length, end)); } function deleteCookie(name, path, domain) { if (getCookie(name)) { document.cookie = name + "=" + ((path) ? "; path=" + path : "") + ((domain) ? "; domain=" + domain : "") + "; expires=Thu, 01-Jan-70 00:00:01 GMT"; } } function fixDate(date) { var base = new Date(0); var skew = base.getTime(); if (skew > 0) date.setTime(date.getTime() - skew); } function buddy() { var now = new Date(); fixDate(now); now.setTime(now.getTime() + 365 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000); var pop1 = getCookie("pop1"); sup1 = confirm("Click OK to add nicks to the list and click at CANCEL to post a message"); if (sup1) { pop1 = prompt("Put nicks here. For example nick,nick1,nick2 \n No Spaces between Dont finish it with comma",pop1); if (pop1 != null) {Chat.addChannelMessage("/whois "+pop1+""); Chat.addChannelMessage("")} setCookie("pop1", pop1, now); } if (!sup1) { var msgba = prompt ("Send a message to your Friends",""); if (msgba != null) { alert("You have sent a Buddy list message to: "+pop1+""); txt("/msg "+pop1+" To: [Buddy-list]"); txt("/msg "+pop1+" Message: "+msgba+"")} } } </script> 

PART-3 Make 2 changes to this part.Fill in the correct information where it says,PUT NAME OF YOUR IRC HERE, PUT YOUR NIC HERE.

 <script language=JavaScript> function addWarn() { var warn=prompt("Who you calling CSA on?")if(warn!=null) var warn1=prompt("For what?")if(warn1!=null) { Chat.addChannelMessage("/msg CSA Tell "+warn+" to stop "+warn1+". Thanks CSA for your help!I am In the room #"+channel+" !!") }} function addCyber() { var cyber=prompt("Who do you want to cyber?:")if(cyber!=null) { Chat.addChannelMessage("/msg "+cyber+" I want to make hot, passionate cyber love with you.") }} </script> <script language=JavaScript> function sendWelcome() { Chat.addChannelMessage("/me is using a "+navigator.appName+""+navigator.appVersion+" & PUT IRC NAME HERE") Chat.addChannelMessage("/msg PUT YOUR NIC HERE Im using your irc and i just entered #"+channel+" !!") Chat.addChannelMessage("/who") } function addIgnore() { var Ignore=prompt("Ignore Who?")if(Ignore!=null) { Chat.addChannelMessage("/ignore "+Ignore+" ") }} function addUnignore() { var Ignore=prompt("Unignore Who?")if(Ignore!=null) { Chat.addChannelMessage("/ignore -"+Ignore+" ") }} function addBRB() { Chat.addChannelMessage("Be back in a minute.But im Not shutting down!!!!!!") } function addBack() { Chat.addChannelMessage("Be right back !!!!!") } </script> </head> <BODY BGCOLOR="cyan"TEXT="cyan"LINK="cyan"VLINK="cyan"ALINK="cyan" onLoad="timer=setTimeout('sendWelcome()',5000)"> </script> </table> <tr> <td height=44> </table> <TABLE BGCOLOR="blue"GRADCOLOR="black"BORDER="4"><TR><TD ALIGN="CENTER"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bgcolor=#000000 width=500> <...JAVASCRIPT...> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0> <tr> <td height=5> <tr> <td width=550> <wtvchattranscript height=170 width=540> <tr> <td height=5> </table> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 bgcolor=darkblue> <tr> <td> <form id="chatinputform"action="javascript:addMessage()//"> <input id="chatinput"name="message"value=" "size=60 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver font=proportional selected autoactivate nohighlight> <td> <input type="submit" text=silver size=-1 value="Whisper"borderimage=file://ROM/Borders/ButtonBorder2.bif onClick="window.open('whisper.panel','whisper')"> <td align=center> </form> <tr> <td> </tr></td</table> </tr></td></table> </form></font></border> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=100%> <table bgcolor=darkblue border color=black> <tr> <td> <form id="msmeinputform"action="javascript:placeMessage()//"> <input id="meinput"width=101 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver name="/me "value="/me " font=proportional autoactivate nohighlight> </form> <td> <form id="msinputform"action="javascript:placeMessage()//"> <input id="msinput"width=330 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver name="/me "value=" " font=proportional autoactivate nohighlight> <td align= center> <td> <center> <body bgcolor=black> <form name="clock"> <input name="face" type="text" value="hh:mm:ss" width=99" bgcolor=black text=cyan cursor=cyan nohighlight> </form> </body> <HEAD> <script language="JavaScript">  </script> </center> </tr></td></table></border> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0> <tr> <td align=middle> <form id="msgmeinputform" action="javascript:placeMessage9()//"> <input id="meginput" name="me" font=proportional width=158 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver value="/msg "> <input type=hidden name="me" value=" "> <td align=middle> <form id="msginputform" action="javascript:placeMessage9()//"> <input id="msginput" name="ms" font=proportional width=159 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver nohighlight> <td align=middle> <form id="msmeinputform2" action="javascript:placeMessage2()//"> <input id="meinput2" name="me2" font=proportional width=158 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver value="/msg "> <input type=hidden name="me2" value=" "> <td align=middle> <form id="msinputform2" action="javascript:placeMessage2()//"> <input id="msinput2" name="ms2" font=proportional width=159 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver nohighlight> <tr> <td align=middle> <form id="msmeinputform7" action="javascript:placeMessage7()//"> <input id="meinput7" name="me7" font=proportional width=158 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver value="/msg "> <input type=hidden name="me7" value=" "> <td align=middle> <form id="msinputform7" action="javascript:placeMessage7()//"> <input id="msinput7" name="ms7" font=proportional width=159 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver nohighlight> <td align=middle> <form id="msmeinputform8" action="javascript:placeMessage8()//"> <input id="meinput8" name="me8" font=proportional width=158 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver value="/msg "> <input type=hidden name="me8" value=" "> <td align=middle> <form id="msinputform8" action="javascript:placeMessage8()//"> <input id="msinput8" name="ms8" font=proportional width=159 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver nohighlight> <tr> <td align=middle> <form id="msmeinputform11" action="javascript:placeMessage11()//"> <input id="meinput11" name="me11" font=proportional width=158 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver value="/whois "> <input type=hidden name="me11" value=" "> <td align=middle> <form id="msinputform11" action="javascript:placeMessage11()//"> <input id="msinput11" name="ms11" font=proportional width=159 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver nohighlight> <td align=middle> <form id="msmeinputform12" action="javascript:placeMessage12()//"> <input id="meinput12" name="me12" font=proportional width=158 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver value="/msg "> <input type=hidden name="me12" value=" "> <td align=middle> <form id="msinputform12" action="javascript:placeMessage12()//"> <input id="msinput12" name="ms12" font=proportional width=159 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver cursor=silver nohighlight> </form> </td> </tr> </table> 

PART-4 Make 2 changes to this part.Add a link to your favorite page where it say.PUT URL OF YOUR HOMEPAGE OR OTHER FAVORITE LINK HERE. Put the URL of your IRC where it says PUT URL OF YOUR IRC HERE.The IRC URL has to be exact for the room changer to work. To add more PopUps and other features to the IRC go to D & C`s IRC Resource Site StonerCity

 <body bgcolor="darkblue"> </BODY> <table align=middle body bgcolor="cyan" cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 cellborder=0 <tr><td> <body text="silver" link="cyan" vlink="cyan"><font size="1"> <td align=middle> <form action="javascript:addWarn()//" method=post> <input type=submit value="CSA" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=128 height=2></form> <td align=middle> <form action="PUT URL FOR YOUR IRC HERE" method=post> <input type=submit value="Change Room" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=163 height=2></form> <td align=middle> <form action="javascript:addIgnore()//" method=post> <input type=submit value="Ignore" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=128 height=2></form> <td align=middle> <form action="javascript:addUnignore()//" method=post> <input type=submit value="Unignore" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=128 height=2></form> </tr></td></table> <td><td><table> <cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 cellborder=0> <td align=middle> <form action="javascript:addWho()//" method=post> <input type=submit value="Who" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=95 height=2></form> <td align=middle> <form action="javascript:addBack()//" method=post> <input type=submit value="BRB" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=95 height=2> <td align=middle> <form action="PUT URL OF YOUR HOMEPAGE OR OTHER FAVORITE LINK HERE" method=post> <input type=submit value="Home" borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=SILVER width=100 height=2></form> <form> <td align=middle> <select name="newurll" size=1 onChange="gotolocc(form)" borderimage="file://ROM/borders/buttonborder3.bif"> </td><td align=middle> <form action="javascript:buddy()//" method=post> <font color=gold><font size=-3><b> <input type=submit value="Buddy List" borderimage="file://ROM/borders/buttonborder2.bif" text=silver width=130><td> <script language="javascript"> //script by jhmson@webtv.net //please leave this in var afk = false; function afkbot(){ if(!afk){ alert("Click Again To Come Back"); var reasons = prompt("Why are you going away from the keyboard?", ""); Chat.addChannelMessage("/me will BBL because, "+reasons+" "); Chat.addChannelMessage("/me is going AFK In 5 seconds."); afk = true; var timer = settimeout("goafk()", 5000); reasons=reasons; } else if(afk){ alert("Welcome Back!"); Chat.addChannelMessage("/me is back"); Chat.addChannelMessage("wb me"); afk = false; } } function goafk(){ if(afk){ Chat.addChannelMessage("/me is currently AFK! Be Back Soon!") ("+"); timer = settimeout("goafk()", 100000); } } </script> </head> <form action="javascript:afkbot()//"> <input type="submit" value="AFK Bot" text="silver" width=110 borderimage="file://rom/borders/buttonborder2.bif"> </form> </td></tr></table> 

PART-5 Make no changes to this part.

 <script lanuage="javascript"> function addmik(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform'].elements['mikwinput'].value)} function addmik2(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform2'].elements['mikwinput2'].value)} function addmik3(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform3'].elements['mikwinput3'].value)} function addmik4(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform4'].elements['mikwinput4'].value)} function addmik5(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform5'].elements['mikwinput5'].value)} function addmik6(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform6'].elements['mikwinput6'].value)} function addmik7(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform7'].elements['mikwinput7'].value)} function addmik8(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform8'].elements['mikwinput8'].value)} function addmik9(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform9'].elements['mikwinput9'].value)} function addmik10(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform10'].elements['mikwinput10'].value)} function addmik11(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform11'].elements['mikwinput11'].value)} function addmik12(){Chat.addChannelMessage(document.forms['mikwinputform12'].elements['mikwinput12'].value)} </script> <table bgcolor="000000" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="1"> <tr> <td align=middle> <form id="mikwinputform" NAME="mikwinputform" action="javascript:addmik()//"> <input id="mikwinput" name="mik" value="" bgcolor=black text=E7CE4A cursor=E7CE4A onChange='exp=new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime()+86400000*365); document.cookie="mybox1="+escape(this.value)+ "; expires="+exp.toGMTString();'> </FORM> <SCRIPT> if(document.cookie.length>0){ offset=document.cookie.indexOf("mybox1="); if(offset!=-1){ offset+=7; end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",offset-1); if(end==-1) end=document.cookie.length; k=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset,end)); document.mikwinputform.mik.value=k;}} </SCRIPT> <td align=middle> <form id="mikwinputform2" NAME="mikwinputform2" action="javascript:addmik2()//"> <input id="mikwinput2" name="mik2" value="" bgcolor=black text=E7CE4A cursor=E7CE4A onChange='exp=new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime()+86400000*365); document.cookie="mybox2="+escape(this.value)+ "; expires="+exp.toGMTString();'> </FORM> <SCRIPT> if(document.cookie.length>0){ offset=document.cookie.indexOf("mybox2="); if(offset!=-1){ offset+=7; end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",offset-1); if(end==-1) end=document.cookie.length; k=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset,end)); document.mikwinputform2.mik2.value=k;}} </SCRIPT> <td align=middle> <form id="mikwinputform3" NAME="mikwinputform3" action="javascript:addmik3()//"> <input id="mikwinput3" name="mik3" value="" bgcolor=black text=E7CE4A cursor=E7CE4A onChange='exp=new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime()+86400000*365); document.cookie="mybox3="+escape(this.value)+ "; expires="+exp.toGMTString();'> </FORM> <SCRIPT> if(document.cookie.length>0){ offset=document.cookie.indexOf("mybox3="); if(offset!=-1){ offset+=7; end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",offset-1); if(end==-1) end=document.cookie.length; k=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset,end)); document.mikwinputform3.mik3.value=k;}} </SCRIPT> <td align=middle> <form id="mikwinputform4" NAME="mikwinputform4" action="javascript:addmik4()//"> <input id="mikwinput4" name="mik4" value="" bgcolor=black text=E7CE4A cursor=E7CE4A onChange='exp=new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime()+86400000*365); document.cookie="mybox4="+escape(this.value)+ "; expires="+exp.toGMTString();'> </FORM> <SCRIPT> if(document.cookie.length>0){ offset=document.cookie.indexOf("mybox4="); if(offset!=-1){ offset+=7; end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",offset-1); if(end==-1) end=document.cookie.length; k=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset,end)); document.mikwinputform4.mik4.value=k;}} </SCRIPT> <td align=middle> <form id="mikwinputform5" NAME="mikwinputform5" action="javascript:addmik5()//"> <input id="mikwinput5" name="mik5" value="" bgcolor=black text=E7CE4A cursor=E7CE4A onChange='exp=new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime()+86400000*365); document.cookie="mybox5="+escape(this.value)+ "; expires="+exp.toGMTString();'> </FORM> <SCRIPT> if(document.cookie.length>0){ offset=document.cookie.indexOf("mybox5="); if(offset!=-1){ offset+=7; end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",offset-1); if(end==-1) end=document.cookie.length; k=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset,end)); document.mikwinputform5.mik5.value=k;}} </SCRIPT> <td align=middle> <form id="mikwinputform6" NAME="mikwinputform6" action="javascript:addmik6()//"> <input id="mikwinput6" name="mik6" value="" bgcolor=black text=E7CE4A cursor=E7CE4A onChange='exp=new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime()+86400000*365); document.cookie="mybox6="+escape(this.value)+ "; expires="+exp.toGMTString();'> </FORM> <SCRIPT> if(document.cookie.length>0){ offset=document.cookie.indexOf("mybox6="); if(offset!=-1){ offset+=7; end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",offset-1); if(end==-1) end=document.cookie.length; k=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset,end)); document.mikwinputform6.mik6.value=k;}} </SCRIPT><tr> <script language="javascript"> function select2(){ if (document.myform2.popup.options[0].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ") if (document.myform2.popup.options[1].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation") if (document.myform2.popup.options[2].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure") if (document.myform2.popup.options[3].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Is there another word for synonym") if (document.myform2.popup.options[4].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs") if (document.myform2.popup.options[5].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting") if (document.myform2.popup.options[6].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Where do forest rangers go to ,get away from it all") if (document.myform2.popup.options[7].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food") if (document.myform2.popup.options[8].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice") if (document.myform2.popup.options[9].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself") if (document.myform2.popup.options[10].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips") if (document.myform2.popup.options[11].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[12].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[13].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of") if (document.myform2.popup.options[14].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said .. Quit while you're ahead") if (document.myform2.popup.options[15].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -One good turn gets most of the blankets.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[16].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -It is better to be looked over than overlooked.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[17].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[18].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Life is sexually transmitted.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[19].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[20].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Falling in love is awfully simple, Falling out of love is simply awful") if (document.myform2.popup.options[21].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.") } </script> <script language="javascript"> function select3(){ if (document.myform3.popup.options[0].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ") if (document.myform3.popup.options[1].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me - I thought I was well off before I got married ?...I was!.. and I didn't know it!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[2].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ knows what it means to go home to a really good meal in a clean and tidy home .... I've gone to the wrong house") if (document.myform3.popup.options[3].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Marriage: ~ 1 - Isn't a word - its a sentence! ~ 2 - Is a fine institution - but who wants to live in an institution!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[4].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Every Man needs a wife .. Because you can't blame everything that goes wrong on the government!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[5].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I asked my Wife if she thought I was hard to please? .. she said ,I really don't know - I've never tried") if (document.myform3.popup.options[6].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[7].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[8].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[9].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[10].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[11].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand") if (document.myform3.popup.options[12].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[13].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[14].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[15].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[16].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[17].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Where there's a will, I want to be in it.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[18].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Okay, who put a ... stop payment ... on my reality check") if (document.myform3.popup.options[19].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART") } // --> </script> <script language="javascript"> function select2(){ if (document.myform2.popup.options[0].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ") if (document.myform2.popup.options[1].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation") if (document.myform2.popup.options[2].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure") if (document.myform2.popup.options[3].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Is there another word for synonym") if (document.myform2.popup.options[4].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs") if (document.myform2.popup.options[5].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting") if (document.myform2.popup.options[6].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Where do forest rangers go to ,get away from it all") if (document.myform2.popup.options[7].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food") if (document.myform2.popup.options[8].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice") if (document.myform2.popup.options[9].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself") if (document.myform2.popup.options[10].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips") if (document.myform2.popup.options[11].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[12].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[13].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of") if (document.myform2.popup.options[14].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said .. Quit while you're ahead") if (document.myform2.popup.options[15].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -One good turn gets most of the blankets.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[16].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -It is better to be looked over than overlooked.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[17].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[18].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Life is sexually transmitted.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[19].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[20].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Falling in love is awfully simple, Falling out of love is simply awful") if (document.myform2.popup.options[21].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.") } </script> <script language="javascript"> function select3(){ if (document.myform3.popup.options[0].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ") if (document.myform3.popup.options[1].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me - I thought I was well off before I got married ?...I was!.. and I didn't know it!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[2].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ knows what it means to go home to a really good meal in a clean and tidy home .... I've gone to the wrong house") if (document.myform3.popup.options[3].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Marriage: ~ 1 - Isn't a word - its a sentence! ~ 2 - Is a fine institution - but who wants to live in an institution!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[4].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Every Man needs a wife .. Because you can't blame everything that goes wrong on the government!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[5].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I asked my Wife if she thought I was hard to please? .. she said ,I really don't know - I've never tried") if (document.myform3.popup.options[6].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[7].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[8].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[9].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[10].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[11].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand") if (document.myform3.popup.options[12].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[13].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[14].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[15].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[16].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[17].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Where there's a will, I want to be in it.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[18].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Okay, who put a ... stop payment ... on my reality check") if (document.myform3.popup.options[19].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART") } // --> </script> <script language="javascript"> function select2(){ if (document.myform2.popup.options[0].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ") if (document.myform2.popup.options[1].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation") if (document.myform2.popup.options[2].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure") if (document.myform2.popup.options[3].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Is there another word for synonym") if (document.myform2.popup.options[4].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs") if (document.myform2.popup.options[5].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting") if (document.myform2.popup.options[6].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Where do forest rangers go to ,get away from it all") if (document.myform2.popup.options[7].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food") if (document.myform2.popup.options[8].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice") if (document.myform2.popup.options[9].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself") if (document.myform2.popup.options[10].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips") if (document.myform2.popup.options[11].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[12].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[13].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of") if (document.myform2.popup.options[14].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said .. Quit while you're ahead") if (document.myform2.popup.options[15].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -One good turn gets most of the blankets.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[16].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -It is better to be looked over than overlooked.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[17].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[18].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Life is sexually transmitted.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[19].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.") if (document.myform2.popup.options[20].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -Falling in love is awfully simple, Falling out of love is simply awful") if (document.myform2.popup.options[21].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me -You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.") } </script> <script language="javascript"> function select3(){ if (document.myform3.popup.options[0].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ") if (document.myform3.popup.options[1].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me - I thought I was well off before I got married ?...I was!.. and I didn't know it!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[2].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ knows what it means to go home to a really good meal in a clean and tidy home .... I've gone to the wrong house") if (document.myform3.popup.options[3].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Marriage: ~ 1 - Isn't a word - its a sentence! ~ 2 - Is a fine institution - but who wants to live in an institution!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[4].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Every Man needs a wife .. Because you can't blame everything that goes wrong on the government!") if (document.myform3.popup.options[5].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I asked my Wife if she thought I was hard to please? .. she said ,I really don't know - I've never tried") if (document.myform3.popup.options[6].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[7].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[8].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[9].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[10].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[11].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Say ~ Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand") if (document.myform3.popup.options[12].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[13].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[14].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[15].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[16].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[17].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Where there's a will, I want to be in it.") if (document.myform3.popup.options[18].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ Okay, who put a ... stop payment ... on my reality check") if (document.myform3.popup.options[19].selected) Chat.addChannelMessage("/me ~ We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART") } // --> </script> <center> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr><td align="center"> <form name="myform2"> <select name="popup" text="black" size=1> <option>Pops set #1 <option>Hostage <option>Plants <option>Synonym <option>Sign <option>Bird <option>Rangers <option>Catfood <option>Doctors <option>Crisis <option>Smile <option>Sex <option>Life <option>Oil <option>Quiter <option>Blanket <option>Looked <option>Teens <option>Life <option>Heaven <option>Love <option>Young </select> <td align="center"> <input type="button" text="black" value="Send" onClick="select2()"> </form> </td><td align="center"> <form name="myform3"> <select name="popup" text="black" size="-1"> <option>Pops set #2 <option>Well Off <option>House <option>Marriage <option>Blame <option>Please <option>Lay <option>Fly <option>Peace <option>Balloon <option>Bball <option>Hand <option>Friends <option>Confused <option>Idiot <option>Work <option>Sanity <option>Will <option>Check <option>Fountain </select> </td><td align="center"> <input type="button" text="black" value="Send" onClick="select3()"> </form></tr></td></table> </CENTER>   </html>

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