I is de Americun Dreem Dust-E Rhodes. dis is my section uf Dan's Web Page. Doo U hav nething to say, Dan? Dan: Yes I do Dream. You desperately need to go to the Steve McMicheal broadcasting school to makt that twang you have sound understandable at the very least. Dusty: But I is De Captan of De Mutha Sheeeeeep, where I filubusta' With the silver tunge Ton-E Chiavone ever-e Saturday night, except for when there's a Brave's game on. Dan: I know Dusty, but isn't it true that you got stuck in a revolving door while walking into CNN Center and was stranded with ten pounds of cheeseburgers just three inches out of your reach? Is this true? Dusty: Dat is true, my boy. U see, me and Lee Marshall wuz drunk and wuz hungry. So we went to de all-night MacDonald's next to where I used to the cardboard box I used to sleep in when I was homeless. So I says to him, "Hey Staggerin' Drunk Lee, you want some cheeseburgers?"(Bear in mind, our interviewer has fallen asleep from boredom at Dusty's feet. Dusty does not notice this, because he hasn't seen his feet in thirteen years.) And he says, "Call the Hotline and I'll tell you." So I went and got ten pounds MacDonald's cheeseburgerz and went intu my perzonal office, If you weiiiiiiiil, at de CNN Center. But de revolvin' door caught me in the "Belly-Welly" and my cheeseburgers on de other side of de door. Hey son, where'd you go? Dan: I fell asleep while you were filubusterin. I got to go. Dusty: But wait, I got's a cake you can's split with me....... AND THAT'S WHERE OUR STORY ENDS, SEE YOU NEXT TIME.............