"Boredom conquers all."

"Lonliness is the element of all sadness."

"Love is the solution to life altogether."

"Life, especially love, isn't always what it seems. It can help you out and get a date. Or it can take a turn and there you are all alone again.'

"Don't rely on chain letters, they never give you answers, only disappointment."

"Things change everyday. So, enjoy the insanity while it lasts!"

"I may not have a boyfriend. I may not have any friends. But yet my life is pure."

"I have a life! It's on the internet - downloaded and carefully programmed!"

"As long as you have fun, life will be great!"

"I AM FIGNEWTON!!! hee ha ho!"

"I AM THE WIZARD OF OZ! FETCH ME THE WITCH'S DRUM STICK AND YOUR REQUEST SHALL BE GRANTED!"

"Smiles and hugs are good for the heart!"

"Jessie-ism is the way!"

"What Would Jessie Do?"

"Most things are opposite their appearence."

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!!! That is what I really wanna be!!!" - okay so I didn't make it up, but I say it all the time!!!!

Because of my great love of quotes I just keep on finding more and more. And finally, I came to a point where there are too many to fit on this one page. So now I have split them up into categories, as you see in the links below. So enjoy.

"Life sucks, and then you have friends." - Jen T.

"There's always someone you can trust." - Jen T.

"You can't live without true friends." - Jen T.

"Be yourself, otherwise you'll never what you want to be." - Jen T.

"Wherever you go, there you are." - Jen T.

"When all else fails, there's still yourself." - Jen T.

"When Beruk [person in Jen's class] needs to shut up, he doesn't." - Jen T.

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Raven66622 (submitted by Viper08558)

"No one in life's a virgin, cause' life screws us all." - submitted by Viper08558

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall, my first instinct is to laugh, but then i think,'What if I were an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't be funny anymore." - Viper08558

"I have pity on all those who have to fit in. It is the worst type of low a person can stoop to." - Amy P.

"Smile. Life is too short to frown." - Amy P.

"If you dont like who I am, find someone else to fill your plan." - Amy P.

"If you don't like how I did it, do it yourself." - Amy P.

"If you think I'm ugly, don't look at me. Then you can save the breath it took to say so." - Amy P.

"Don't walk outside with a hat on. The wind may blow it off." - Brittany M.

"Don't go knocking on Death's door; instead ring the doorbell and run away(he hates that)" - Julia M.(I don't know if she said that, but she told it to me, and I really liked it)

"Just remember...pickles don't just get up and run away, or do they...?" - Julia M.