~If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?~

~If you eat all M&M's but one, is it just an M or M&M's?~

~If we evolved from monkeys and apes, why are they still around?~

~How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?~

~Don't you find it a bit unnerving that doctors call their work "practice"?~

~Which came first? The chicken, the egg, or the farmer?~

~Is the reason why Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live?~

~Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?~

~If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?~

~Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?~

~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?~

~If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?~

~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?~

~Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?~

~Is there another words for synonym?~

~Would a fly without wings be called a walk?~

~If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?~

~Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Or steal the toilet?~

~Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?~

~What was the best thing before sliced bread?~

~Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?~

~How do blind people nkow when they are done wiping?~

~If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?~

~Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?~