1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so
you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
14. You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.
15. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
16. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a
redwood deck.
17. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
And my favorite . . .
18. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."