There was a girl that went to Crown
   And Bimbo was her name-o
   B-I-M-B-O, B-I-M-B-O, B-I-M-B-O,
   And Bimbo was her name-o!
 There was a girl that went to Crown,
   She had large tracts of land-o
   (Gesture for big tits)-I-M-B-O etc.
   And Bimbo was her name-o
 There was a girl that went to Crown
   Her talents they were many-o
   (gesture for a nice body) (Gesture for big tits)-M-B-O
   etc.
   And Bimbo was her name-o
 There was a girl that went to Crown
   And she made very merry-o
   (throw arms in air and yell "whee!")
   (gesture for a nice body)
   (Gesture for big tits)-B-O etc.
   And Bimbo was her name-o
 There was a girl that went to Crown
   And she was made the Queen-o
   (put Crown on head)
   (throw arms in air and yell "whee!")
   (gesture for a nice body)
   (Gesture for big tits)-O etc.
   And Bimbo was her name-o
 There was a girl that went to Crown
   And she got very pissy-o
   (point to various members of audience, and say: "You're
   banished, and you're banished, and....")
   (put Crown on head)
   (throw arms in air and yell "whee!")
   (gesture for a nice body)
   (Gesture for big tits)
   And Bimbo was her name-o